Two friends test the boundaries of their friendship.

1. Notes
INT: classroom/lecture room

2. Dialog
"Cassidy?"

3. Dialog
"Here!"

4. Dialog
"Here!"

6. Notes
He seems put together, wearing a sweater over a collared shirt with
his hair neatly combed into place. This is DAVID.

7. Notes
He seems put together, wearing a sweater over a collared shirt with
his hair neatly combed into place. This is DAVID.

9. Notes
The chair next to him is empty and he looks around anxiously as the
TEACHER drones on with roll call.

10. Notes
The chair next to him is empty and he looks around anxiously as the
TEACHER drones on with roll call.

11. Notes
The chair next to him is empty and he looks around anxiously as the
TEACHER drones on with roll call.

12. Dialog
David?
Present!

13. Dialog
And Calvin is, as usual?.?

14. Dialog
And Calvin is, as usual?.?

15. Dialog
And Calvin is, as usual?.?

16. Dialog
And Calvin is, as usual?.?

17. Dialog
And Calvin is, as usual?.?

18. Dialog
And Calvin is, as usual?.?

19. Dialog
And Calvin is, as usual?.?

20. Dialog
"Present!"

21. Notes
There is a beat of silence, then scattered giggles. David blushes in
embarrassment and hides his face.

22. Notes
The teacher sighs and puts away roll-call

23. Notes
The teacher sighs and puts away roll-call

24. Notes
before beginning to write on the chalkboard and talking about the
upcoming lesson.

25. Notes
before beginning to write on the chalkboard and talking about the
upcoming lesson.

28. Dialog
Cal! If you?re tardy to one more class, that?s an automatic fail
for the semester!

30. Dialog
But i?m not late. So don?t sweat it, man!

31. Dialog
SHHH!

32. Dialog
I swear you?re more worried about my grades than I am

33. Dialog
Someone has to be.

38. Dialog
One day, running chronically late is gonna bite you in the ass.

41. Dialog
You sound just like your mom

42. Dialog
No I don't! My mom would never swear!

43. Dialog
No I don't! My mom would never swear!

44. Dialog
No I don't! My mom would never swear!

45. Dialog
You're right. You must be a bad influence on me.

46. Dialog
Hahaha!

47. Dialog
Alright, listen. I, Calvin O?Donovan,

48. Dialog
best friend and lackey of David Lynn, promise hereby to never again
be

56. Dialog
"wh...what did you say?"

57. Dialog
"wh...what did you say?"

58. Dialog
I said, you?re late. The funeral ended about thirty minutes ago.

59. Dialog
There were a couple of these left over though

60. Dialog
There were a couple of these left over though

68. Dialog
I know I said I wouldn?t mess it up again

69. Dialog
But I didn?t break my word-

70. Dialog
I promise I?m right on time

81. Dialog
Shit!

82. Dialog
Shit!

83. Dialog
Sorry, David, I pulled some all-nighters reading through this so it
may have some residual Dorito dust

84. Dialog
Sorry, David, I pulled some all-nighters reading through this so it
may have some residual Dorito dust

85. Dialog
Ah! Here we go!

89. Dialog
I got this book from those weird goth girls at school who used to
pretend to be cats, so I really hope this works.

92. Dialog
OH!

93. Dialog
An offering! Crap I totally forgot!

95. Dialog
Uh, this should work

97. Dialog
*chanting*

98. Dialog
*chanting*

125. Dialog
BUH-GAW!

126. Dialog
BUH-GAW!

132. Dialog
*chanting*

138. Dialog
Storm?s gettin real rough out there, huh Bob

140. Dialog
*chanting*

141. Dialog
*final words*

153. Dialog
I did it!

154. Dialog
Ha-ha! I can?t believe I did it!

155. Dialog
Yes!

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Yes!

157. Dialog
Take that Mr. Neely! I told you I could read above a fifth grade
level

159. Dialog
AHHHHH!

163. Dialog
I always told you being late was gonna bite you in the ass

165. Dialog
You hungry for some brains, man?
Actually, I?m really craving some cheap beer. Is that weird?

166. Dialog
Nothings gonna be weird from here on out.