1. The document outlines the rules and categories for "Mustache March", a competition where male participants grow mustaches throughout the month of March. 2. Participants must be clean-shaven on March 1st and cannot shave their mustaches before judging. There is a $20 fine for early shaving. 3. Participants will submit before and after photos for documentation and humiliation purposes. The categories include best overall mustache, most disturbing mustache, and most fitting mustache.

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2. The Rules:1. All participants must be clean-shaven on March 1st. 2. Participants who shave off their mustache prior to judging are disqualified. Disqualification includes a $20 payment to the Weapons Fund.3. Participants will be subjected to a minimum of 2 photographs (before and after) during the course of Mustache March for documentation/humiliation purposes. Additional photography will be solicited. It is highly recommended that you comply to this solicitation for humiliation purposes.4. Embrace your newfound hairy lip. Be debonair. Think Clark Gable or Chuck Norris. No whining.

3. The Categories:Best of Show (The Gable) The name basically sums it up. This award is reserved for the most spectacular specimen produced over the course of the month. This is utterly subjective to the judge's personal opinion, no matter how revealing that may be. Most Disturbing (The Chester) When you look at this mustache, goosebumps will appear in places you didn't know you had follicles. If you saw a layman on the street with this mustache, you'd warn other people’s children about this man. Most Fitting (The Reynolds) Sometimes the stars align and a man becomes something... more, with a mustache. This award is given to the mustache that makes a man greater than the sum of his otherwise wholly inadequate parts. Dirtlip Award (The Dir-tay) The little follicles that couldn't. The recipient of this award can only take solace in the fact that this is all for a good cause (us).

4. The Judging:All females in the 107th are eligible to judge Deadline for selections is 1500L Friday, 1 AprilJudges review slides and email your selections to Lt JohnsonTie breaker will be decided by SMSgt Errett

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