1. 10 Ways To Annoy Mr. Ayre
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2. Method Number One
Wait until he has given the class their
instructions at least three times, then say;
“What’re we supposed to do?”

3. Method Number Two
Every day, right after recess, keep asking him
if you can go to the washroom.

4. Method Number Three
When he asks who hasn’t finished their
homework, don’t put up your hand.
Then, when he asks for your answer
to one of the questions, say, “That is
one of the questions I didn’t do.”

5. Method Number Four
Wait until the day of a big test,
then say to him, “ I don’t get
how to do this!”

6. Method Number Five
Leaving your work area in such a mess
that he thinks a bomb has gone off in the
room

7. Method Number Six
Act like a gangster when there is a supply teacher
in the room.

8. Method Number Seven
Leaving dirty clothes and food in your locker
for so long that a new lifeform is created in
the mould.

9. Method Number Eight
Bring your assignments back to school so
crumpled and ratty looking that he thinks
you have been up all night practising
origami!

10. Method Number Nine
Not completing assignments because of
your busy evening of bowling, swimming,
watching the big game, team practises, or
washing your hair!

11. Method Number Ten
Telling Mr. Ayre that his jokes are about as
funny as kissing a porcupine!