NEW ECONOMICS VIEWPOINTS Amend By: [email_address] 03/26/11
TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. </li></ul><ul><li>Your herd multiplies and t...
INDIAN ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You worship them. </li></ul>
PAKISTAN ECONOMICS <ul><li>You dont have any cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You claim that the Indian cows belong to you. </li></...
AMERICAN ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of fo...
FRENCH ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You go on strike because you want three cows. </li></ul>
GERMAN ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat onc...
BRITISH ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>They are both mad cows. </li></ul>
ITALIAN ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You don't know where they are. </li></ul><ul><li>You break ...
SWISS ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. </li></ul><ul><li>You charge others for storing t...
JAPANESE ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of a...
RUSSIAN ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You count them and learn you have five cows. </li></ul><ul>...
CHINESE ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You have 300 people milking them. </li></ul><ul><li>You cla...
MALAYSIAN ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You ask for government subsidy </li></ul><ul><li>You buy ...
SINGAPORE ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>Believe you have a brilliant government  </li></ul><ul><l...
THAILAND ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>Your cows not sick, but your chickens are </li></ul><ul><l...
SRI LANK AN ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You make one the  P resident and the other the  L eader...
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  1. 1. NEW ECONOMICS VIEWPOINTS Amend By: [email_address] 03/26/11
  2. 2. TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. </li></ul><ul><li>Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. </li></ul><ul><li>You retire on the income. </li></ul>
  3. 3. INDIAN ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You worship them. </li></ul>
  4. 4. PAKISTAN ECONOMICS <ul><li>You dont have any cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You claim that the Indian cows belong to you. </li></ul><ul><li>You ask the US for financial aid, </li></ul><ul><li>China for military aid, </li></ul><ul><li>British for Warplanes, </li></ul><ul><li>Italy for machines, </li></ul><ul><li>Germany for technology, </li></ul><ul><li>French for submarines, </li></ul><ul><li>Switzerland for loans, </li></ul><ul><li>Russia for drugs </li></ul><ul><li>Japan for equipment. </li></ul><ul><li>You buy the cows with all this </li></ul><ul><li>And claim exploitation by the world. </li></ul>
  5. 5. AMERICAN ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. </li></ul><ul><li>You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind. </li></ul><ul><li>You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows. </li></ul>
  6. 6. FRENCH ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You go on strike because you want three cows. </li></ul>
  7. 7. GERMAN ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves. </li></ul>
  8. 8. BRITISH ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>They are both mad cows. </li></ul>
  9. 9. ITALIAN ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You don't know where they are. </li></ul><ul><li>You break for lunch. </li></ul>
  10. 10. SWISS ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. </li></ul><ul><li>You charge others for storing them. </li></ul>
  11. 11. JAPANESE ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. </li></ul><ul><li>You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide. </li></ul>
  12. 12. RUSSIAN ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You count them and learn you have five cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You count them again and learn you have 17 cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka. </li></ul>
  13. 13. CHINESE ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You have 300 people milking them. </li></ul><ul><li>You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers. </li></ul>
  14. 14. MALAYSIAN ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You ask for government subsidy </li></ul><ul><li>You buy cars, travel overseas and marry again </li></ul><ul><li>Ask for some cows. </li></ul>
  15. 15. SINGAPORE ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>Believe you have a brilliant government </li></ul><ul><li>Need to hire foreign talents to manage your cows </li></ul><ul><li>You lost all your cows. </li></ul>
  16. 16. THAILAND ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>Your cows not sick, but your chickens are </li></ul><ul><li>Forget about cows, busy with chickens. </li></ul>
  17. 17. SRI LANK AN ECONOMICS <ul><li>You have two cows. </li></ul><ul><li>You make one the P resident and the other the L eader of the O pposition ! </li></ul>
  18. 18. THANK YOU Sponsored by: HOLY COW Any thing digital, we can compromise it.

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