Economics

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Economics

  1. 1. Economics for dummies What will you do if you had two cows? Keep them, sell them, outsource them? Here's a look at what Different people would do with two cows …...
  2. 2. Economics for dummies Traditional economics You have two cows You sell one & buy a bull Your herd multiplies You retire on the income
  3. 3. Economics for dummies INFOSYS ECONOMICS You have 2 cows You put both of them on the bench & hire another two to do the job
  4. 4. Economics for dummies TCS ECONOMICS You have 2 cows You tell them that only one will go onsite You ask both of them to fight for the only H1B Visa Both of them die after fighting
  5. 5. Economics for dummies HCL ECONOMICS You have 2 cows You milk them only for 24 hours on just 7 days a week They run away
  6. 6. Economics for dummies WIPRO ECONOMICS You have 2 cows You train them for 2 months on how to milk themselves Then u ask them to pull bullock carts
  7. 7. Economics for dummies AMERICAN ECONOMICS You have two cows You sell one & force the other to produce the milk of 4 cows You profess surprise when the cow drops dead
  8. 8. Economics for dummies FRENCH ECONOMICS You have two cows You go on strike because you want three cows
  9. 9. Economics for dummies BRITISH ECONOMICS You have two cows They are both mad cows
  10. 10. Economics for dummies GERMAN ECONOMICS You have two cows You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month & milk themselves.
  11. 11. Economics for dummies SWISS ECONOMICS You have 5,000 cows, none of which belong to you You charge others for storing them
  12. 12. Economics for dummies JAPANESE ECONOMICS You have two cows You redesign them to 1/10th the size of a normal cow & make 20- times the milk You then create cartoon cows called Cowkimon & market them
  13. 13. Economics for dummies CHINESE ECONOMICS You have two cows You have 300 people milking them You claim full employment, high bovine productivity & arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers
  14. 14. Economics for dummies PAKISTAN ECONOMICS You don't have any cows You claim that the Indian cows belong to you … Then ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for Warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans. You buy the cows with all this & claim of exploitation by the world
  15. 15. Economics for dummies INDIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows You worship them 

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