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Career planning for zombies


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Career planning for zombies

  1. 1. So You’ve Survived the Zombi Attack What to do next? While the Internet went away with electricity, running water, treated sewage, law enforcement, education, and safe housing, you have a WORLD OF OPPORTUNITY!
  2. 2. New Careers Have Opened Up! Are you ready to excel? <ul><li>• Ammo provider </li></ul><ul><li>Reconnaissance scout </li></ul><ul><li>Food harvester </li></ul><ul><li>Medical Assistant—for stitching up your fellow survivors </li></ul><ul><li>Transportation captain </li></ul><ul><li>Reproduction vessel </li></ul><ul><li>Entertainer </li></ul>
  3. 3. CLICK HERE TO ADD TEXT Click Here To Add Text. Employment is down, but not out! New Careers have made Survival a Growth Industry. Benefits! As a survivor, your DNA makes you an excellent choice for reproduction. If you are fortunate to find a medical assistant to help you with labor and delivery, your baby might survive. Shhh! Little Baby!