1. Bake That: Cheesecake
John Kennedy
Last year one of the presenters realised that the word cheesecake
fit perfectlyinto the chorus line of the take that song ”these days” ,so
of course I wrote an entire parody song around that inspiration.
Oh im in the cake aisle
Looking for you
Fed up with all the apple pies
And I can see its close to cakes I’ve tasted
But Two pound fifty, well its worth a try
And when the box is open, store it colder
Otherwise we’ll break the use by
The serving size is one
The biscuit base is crumb
I really want some
Gonna eat it all tonight
When you whip up the cream
Mix it up in a twirl
mash up the base
put the topping in place, I’ll eat it on my own
And im wanting it now
Can you see the defrosttime
Find a plate, get a knife
This cake can’t serve two
Check the pack
I don’t want to moan
How much time gone
This takes too long
Check the back
Ah now we know
Take the outer packaging off
Tonight we gotta have more
We gotta have more cheese cake
Tonight, tonight, we'll remember
We'llremembercheese cake

2. Bake That: Cheesecake
John Kennedy