Dashing though the net. In a one-heist cyber threat. O'er the packets we go. Laughing all the way. Bells on firewalls ring. Making fears bright. What fun it is to fraud and jack A cybering song tonight.

1. Jingle Bots
Dashing through the net
In a one-heist cyber threat
O'er the packets we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on firewalls ring
Making fears bright
What fun it is to fraud and jack
A cybering song tonight
Jingle bots, jingle bots
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to jack
In a one-heist cyber threat, hey
Jingle bots, jingle bots
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to jack
In a one-heist cyber threat
A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a site
And soon, Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my side

2. The heist was hard and fast
Misfortune in the air
He got into a drifted bank
And then we got exposed
Jingle bots, jingle bots
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to jack
In a one-heist cyber threat, hey
Jingle bots, jingle bots
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to jack
In a one-heist cyber threat
A day or two ago
The attack I must tell
I went out on the net
And IP address shown
A gent was jacking by
In a one-heist cyber threat, hey
He laughed as there I got exposed
But quickly drove away
Jingle bots, jingle bots
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to jack
In a one-heist cyber threat, hey
Jingle bots, jingle bots
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to jack
In a one-heist cyber threat
Now the net is red
PC’s Infected
Crypto jack tonight
And sing this cybering song
Just get infected PC’s
Slow them down to a crawl
Hitch them to a cyber threat
And breach, you'll take the light
Jingle bots, jingle bots
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to jack
In a one-heist cyber threat
Jingle bots, jingle bots

3. Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to jack
In a one-heist cyber threat
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays
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