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Jared Novack @jarednova
“Fuckthisfucking
AgileBullshit”

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Role Play Time!

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WARNING: This is going
to seem ridiculous

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“Greatchoice!”

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AGILE
ARCHITECTS

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Jared Novack @jarednova
“As a museum visitor I want to
see art so I can appreciate it.”

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Jared Novack @jarednova

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Jared Novack @jarednova
Where’s the gift shop?
Where’s the cafe?
Where’s the rest of my art?

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UserStorySolved!

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Jared Novack @jarednova
When’s it going to be done?
What’s it going to look like?
What’s it going to cost?

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• Never
•We’llsee
• ALOT

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Jared Novack @jarednova
“Fuckthisfucking
AgileBullshit”
- Solomon R. Guggenheim

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THAT’S
AGILE!

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Wait,whoareyou?
PART I

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Jared Novack @jarednova

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Jared Novack @jarednova

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Jared Novack @jarednova

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Jared Novack @jarednova

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Jared Novack @jarednova
[School Children in
Norway]

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Jared Novack @jarednova
[School Children in
Norway]

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Jared Novack @jarednova

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Jared Novack @jarednova
“Fuckthisfucking
AgileBullshit”
- My Wife

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Backtotheworldof
Softwareandsuch…
Part II

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Jared Novack @jarednova
[School Children in
Norway]

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Jared Novack @jarednova

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EMPATHIZE

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Expectations
Part IIV

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Who here likes advice
from strangers?

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PEOPLE MEETING

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Sprint Review Grooming
Backlog
Standup
Kaizen
Retrospective
Product Owner
rum Master
Pointing
Burndown
Sprint Planning
Acceptance Criteria
Definition of Done
User Story
Velocity
Epic Estimatio
Buffer
imum Viable Product
Iteration
Planning Poker
Team Thre
mebox
For Revie
In Progress
Accepted
e Questions
Abort Sprint
nuous Integration
Road Map

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[Pay for a Scrum Class]

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Jared Novack @jarednova
“Uncertaintyisthe
sourceofallstress”

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Creative Concepts

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Jared Novack @jarednova

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Execution
Part IV

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Jared Novack @jarednova

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Jared Novack @jarednova
Promise What I can

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Jared Novack @jarednova
Complete the Sprint

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105150

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Don’t expose technical details
… that the PO can’t
meaningfully understand
or control

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NO

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TheTeam
Part VX

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Jared Novack @jarednova
“Fuckthisfucking
AgileBullshit”
- Designers & Engineers on Our Team

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Questions?
Discussion

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Jared Novack @jarednova
Thank you!