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Fuck this Fucking Agile Bullshit
- 1. Jared Novack @jarednova “Fuckthisfucking AgileBullshit”
- 2. Jared Novack @jarednova Role Play Time!
- 3. WARNING: This is going to seem ridiculous
- 4. “Greatchoice!”
- 5. AGILE ARCHITECTS
- 6. Jared Novack @jarednova “As a museum visitor I want to see art so I can appreciate it.”
- 7. Jared Novack @jarednova
- 8. Jared Novack @jarednova
- 9. Jared Novack @jarednova Where’s the gift shop? Where’s the cafe? Where’s the rest of my art?
- 10. UserStorySolved!
- 11. Jared Novack @jarednova When’s it going to be done? What’s it going to look like? What’s it going to cost?
- 12. • Never •We’llsee • ALOT
- 13. Jared Novack @jarednova “Fuckthisfucking AgileBullshit” - Solomon R. Guggenheim
- 14. THAT’S AGILE!
- 15. Wait,whoareyou? PART I
- 16. Jared Novack @jarednova
- 17. Jared Novack @jarednova
- 18. Jared Novack @jarednova
- 19. Jared Novack @jarednova
- 20. Jared Novack @jarednova [School Children in Norway]
- 21. Jared Novack @jarednova [School Children in Norway]
- 22. Jared Novack @jarednova
- 23. Jared Novack @jarednova “Fuckthisfucking AgileBullshit” - My Wife
- 24. Backtotheworldof Softwareandsuch… Part II
- 25. Jared Novack @jarednova [School Children in Norway]
- 26. Jared Novack @jarednova
- 27. EMPATHIZE
- 28. Jared Novack @jarednova
- 29. Expectations Part IIV
- 30. Jared Novack @jarednova
- 31. Jared Novack @jarednova Who here likes advice from strangers?
- 32. Jared Novack @jarednova
- 33. Jared Novack @jarednova PEOPLE MEETING
- 34. Jared Novack @jarednova Sprint Review Grooming Backlog Standup Kaizen Retrospective Product Owner rum Master Pointing Burndown Sprint Planning Acceptance Criteria Definition of Done User Story Velocity Epic Estimatio Buffer imum Viable Product Iteration Planning Poker Team Thre mebox For Revie In Progress Accepted e Questions Abort Sprint nuous Integration Road Map
- 35. Jared Novack @jarednova [Pay for a Scrum Class]
- 36. Jared Novack @jarednova “Uncertaintyisthe sourceofallstress”
- 37. Jared Novack @jarednova Creative Concepts
- 38. Jared Novack @jarednova
- 39. Execution Part IV
- 40. Jared Novack @jarednova
- 41. Jared Novack @jarednova Promise What I can
- 42. Jared Novack @jarednova
- 43. Jared Novack @jarednova
- 44. Jared Novack @jarednova
- 45. Jared Novack @jarednova Complete the Sprint
- 46. Jared Novack @jarednova 105150
- 47. Jared Novack @jarednova
- 48. Jared Novack @jarednova
- 49. Jared Novack @jarednova Don’t expose technical details … that the PO can’t meaningfully understand or control
- 50. Jared Novack @jarednova NO
- 51. Jared Novack @jarednova
- 52. TheTeam Part VX
- 53. Jared Novack @jarednova
- 54. Jared Novack @jarednova
- 55. Jared Novack @jarednova “Fuckthisfucking AgileBullshit” - Designers & Engineers on Our Team
- 56. Jared Novack @jarednova
- 57. Jared Novack @jarednova Questions? Discussion
- 58. Jared Novack @jarednova Thank you!
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