2. Why Do Couples Hold Hands
during Their Wedding?
It's a FORMALITY....
Just Like Two Boxers
Shaking Hands Before
The Fight Begins.
3. Wife: How would you describe me?
Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: What does that mean?
Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute,
delightful, elegant, fashion-able,
gorgeous, and hot.
Wife: Aw, thank you but what about IJK?
Husband: I’m just kidding!
4. Wife : Where will you take me on our 10th
wedding Anniversary?
Husband : We will go to African
jungles……
Wife : Great!!! and what about
25th Anniversary?
Husband : I will bring you back
5. The shortest Argument Between
Husband and Wife
Wife : "I hate you".
Husband : "Oh, What a coincidence."
6. Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Stupid Moron. I gave him
food yesterday and today. He gifted
me a book, "how to cook!!!".
7. All Men are Brave!
Horror Movies don't Scare them.
But Five Missed Call from
Wife:…. surely does...
8. Before marriage,
a man yearns for
the women he loves.
After marriage,
the 'Y’ becomes silent.
9. Position of Husband
is like a split AC
No matter how loud
he is outside, but
inside the house he is
designed to remain
Silent , Cool and
Controlled by Wife Remote
10. Wife : I saw in my dream
that you were buying a
diamond ring for me
Husband : I saw your dad
paying the bill...
11. A man's wife died. Her burial was due
after a few hours. His friend wiped his
tears and asked ,Do you need something?
Man: "Please, bring my laptop."
Friend: “Why?"
Man : "I have to change my status
to 'single' on Facebook".
12. Do you know the meaning of WIFE...?
It means ...
Without Information,
Fighting Every time.
Wife Replied : No darling ...! It means...
With Idiot For Ever….
13. My wife died yesterday.
I'm trying to cry but
Tears are not coming
Out, what to do?
No problem. Just imagine she came back
14. Chess is the only
Game in the world
Which reflects the
Status of the husband.
The poor King can take only
one step at a time while the mighty
Queen can do whatever she likes
15. Listening to your wife
is like reading the
terms & conditions
of a website.
You understand nothing
but you still say “ I Agree”.