1. Monday13thApril:1500hrs—0100hrs@ LaCovagne
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Tuesday14thApril:1200hrs—1630hrs@ LouCaboens
SlopeSessionsVolumeI
Tuesday14thApril:1900hrs—2300hrs
SlapUpClub
Wednesday15thApril:0400hrs(!)—0900hrsWednesday15thApril:0400hrs(!)—0900hrs
UnknownEpic
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UptotheMountainandBack
Thursday16thApril:1200hrs—1630hrs@ LouCaboens
SlopeSessionsVolumeII
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SecretForestPartySecretForestParty
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TheHipFlop
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FEATURES
It’sbeenalongtimesincemilkwas
simplyjustaliquidwhichwas,toall
intentsandpurposes,freetoallby
simplysqueezingdownontheudderof
acow.Milktechnologyhascomealong
waysinceprehistorictimesandeven
sincethe20thcentury.
TherearemanyteenagersalivetodayTherearemanyteenagersalivetoday
whodon’tevenknow what’real’milkis,
havingbeenconfusedandbefuddled
bythevastrangeofsoya,wheat-based,
orvegancream replacementsolutions
now socommonlyfoundinfridges
aroundthecountry.
Sothankgoodnessforthenew kidontheSothankgoodnessforthenew kidonthe
blockAlpineMilkis(continuedinside)
ISMILKSTILLDOING THEROUNDS?
TheusuallypeacefultownofSamoens,inthe
Rhone-AlpesregionofSouth-EasternFrance,
todaysaw aninfluxofliterallyhundredsof
touristsdescenduponthem fortheinaugural
'SlopeOff'festivalorganisedbythe,socalled,
'Dream ValleyProjects'.
LocalinhabitantshavethusfarrefusedtoLocalinhabitantshavethusfarrefusedto
maketheirfeelingsaboutthisknown,whether
positiveornegative,butasourceclosetothe
View hasindicatedthattheymay,ormay
not,beupinarmsaboutthisinvasionoftheir
privacy.
DespitenumerousattemptstocoercethenaDespitenumerousattemptstocoercethena-
tivesintoadisplayofderisionanddisgustwe
havenotseenanyviolentprotestsyet,al-
thoughitremainstobeseenifthiswillstillbe
thecaseinthedaystocome.Itisunderstood
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