Have you ever wondered what Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song would look like if it was written by a modern day marketing manager? Well wonder no more.

1. Immigrant Song: A PowerPoint
By FlyoverJoel

2. Agenda
We will cover the following topics:
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8. Ahhh

3. Who We Are
Exports
Incorporated over 1000
years ago
Primary exports are ice Ice
and snow Snow
Northern field office in the
land of the midnight sun
located conveniently nearly
flowing hot springs

4. Viking Emergence
In FY793, CTO Thor expects
to utilize cutting edge
hammer technology to drive
acquisition and diversify our
reach in emerging lands.

5. Mission Statement
We specialize in Enterprise Value-Added horde
management, rightsizing our customers, and leaving
them raving fans.

6. Q4 Goals
 Capitalize on best practice
logistics by bringing oar
threshing to the table
 Continued globalization
through meeting primary
objective of claiming
Western Shore
 Export more battleaxes to
the head

7. Metrics
Valhalla, I am coming!

8. Q4 Acquisition Plans
 Shift from ice and snowcentric world-
view to one that includes green fields
 Leverage Western Shore integration
Provide social media community
brand development through sharing
Will row
for grog! of white paper case studies from gory
victories

9. Critical Success Factors
Rebuild ruined brick-and-
mortar facilities
Renew peace and trust
Proactively seek Win-Win
New paradigm of client-centric
trust and empowerment

10. In Review
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8. Ahhh

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