1. Four U.S. Presidents Visit OZ!

2. One day, four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the Land of OZ.

3. They finally, made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard!

4. What brings the four of you to request an audience with the Great Wizard of Oz, says the gate keeper?

5. Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: I've come for some courage.

6. 'No Problem!' said the Wizard. ' Who's next?'

7. Richard Nixon stepped forward, 'Well, I think I need a heart.'

8. 'Done! Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz ?'

9. Up stepped Bush and said, 'I'm told by the American People that I need a brain.' 'No problem!' said the Wizard, 'consider it done.'

10. Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't Say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, 'Well, what do you want? '

11. 'IS DOROTHY HERE?'