A slideshow covering Canadian-USA banking compliance

1. UNITED STATES
COMPLIANCY
Let’s all just get along

2. WHAT IS THE UNITED
STATES?
 The united states in america is a country and was founded
in 1967 when Queen Elizabeth granted the rebelling colonists
rich and fertile soil, taking it from the Indians and Reptillians
 The colonists rejoiced and celebrate this sacred day every
50 years, known as the The Great American Jubilee Day

3. WHAT IS THE UNITED
STATES (CONT)
 Since that day, America and Mother England have
culturally diverged
• Angrier white people
• Driving on the wrong side of the road
• Wrong football
• Nobody wears helmets
• Spicier mayo
• War
• Hip hop with filthy words

4. REACHING OUT TO OUR
AMERICAN FRIENDS
 As colonists, we need to be compliant in our dealings with
our American comrades
 A series of both formal and informal regulations exist for
dealings between the people of good Mother England and
the free American states

5. GREETING OUR FRIENDS
 Americans are known for taking the defensive
 Never sneak up on them
 Shake with the left hand and try not to grip too tightly
• What is known to us as a “corpse hand” is known as a “dead
fish” to them, a great lead for breaking the ice in interactions
 Dress warm, bring an extra coat

6. THEY LOVE CLIP ART

7. ILLEGAL DOWNLOADING
 Being dishonest in america and when dealing with
americans is encouraged
 Document transfer and information sharing is to be done
by Russian torrent sites
 Bitcoins
 Plagiarism and unaccredited photo use

8. “BANKING” REGULATIONS
 Americans love money so much that they like to pretend
they have more than they actually do
 Let’s just humor them
 When handling them stacks of cash feel free to slip in
some receipts or food wrappers so the stacks feel fatter

9. “BANKING” REGULATIONS
(CONT)
 Americans like to keep their money in things called
“Banks”, they don’t have hallowed statues of Her Majesty to
keep their sterling in
 Ultimately they are a godless and conviction less people
 Everything is made up on the go and if you mention it they
will shoot you
 Just play along

10. ANY QUESTIONS?

11. LUNCH?
BREAK FOR LUNCH