1. Atlas
If you want a scary boyfriend-deterrent, I’m your dog!
1204 Woofington Way
City of Smells, CA 95203
(209) 981-6845
Ilovebiscuits@chew.com
EXPERIENCE
The House, Home - Chewing Everything Up
10/2011 - 07/2012
I chewed up three pairs of shoes, one set of angel wings, an Xbox
controller cord, and 50 bones. In other words, I am very efficient!
Doing Stuff for Treats, ​a store filled with treats —
Listening
11/2011 - 10/2013
Humans click things and I did stuff until they gave me a treat. If I did
the right thing at the right words, I’d get lots of treats and love and
praise and I’m such a good boy!
The House, ​Home​ ​— ​Guarding, Adventures
07/2013 - Present
When I hear something strange, I check it out. When someone is at the
door, I bark. Before I go to sleep on my human’s bed, I go outside and
check the perimeter. When I wake up, I check the perimeter. The the
alarm goes off, I check the perimeter. I am indeed a good boy. I also
hike on the weekends, attend long walks, and play ball.
EDUCATION
Petsmart​ — ​Advanced Training
11/2011 - 10/2013
After completing three courses, I am, certifiably, a Good Boy.
PROJECTS
Dock Jumping ​— ​Having to jump in the water for my ball.
I am getting better at swimming and overcoming my fear of heights.
SKILLS
Barking.
Begging.
Catching.
Fetching.
Remarks
“Damn, that’s a scary dog!”
“That dog is huge.”
“Is that a wolf?”
“He’s terrifying.”
LANGUAGES
“WOOF!”