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WHERECOMEDY
ISCENTRAL
N
ot Burnt Out Just Unscrewed has been hanging around the Old Pueblo
for about a dozen years,making people laugh in bars and clubs.A few
years back,the improv group decided it needed a permanent home.In
late January,it opened the doors to Unscrewed Theater,where classes are held,
shows are staged,and comedy is central.See Page E5.
DISCOVER
This massage therapist’s business is helping others relax.
For her own downtime,she saddles up.See Page E4
Kicking back on horseback
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Arizona Daily Star apprentice Anthony Victor Reyes, center, uses his mobile phone to snap a selfie with the cast of Not Burned Out Just Unscrewed, a local improvisational comedy troupe.
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he may be the most hated
blonde in America after
Gwyneth Paltrow.
Exactly why,I’m not sure,
though I would say in Paltrow’s
case it’s the green-eyed monster.
Who wouldn’t want her looks,her
lifestyle,her career?
But Barbie? She’s a not-quite-
foot-long hunk of plastic yoked
to a boyfriend whose underwear
never comes off.Who envys that?
It’s no wonder that Barbie split
with Ken in 2004,though it’s
reported they reunited in 2011.
While little girls still seem to
love Barbie — who turns 55 this
year — her detractors are legion.
The latest seem to be a couple of
consumer-advocacy groups who
have asked the Girl Scouts to end
their seven-month-long partner-
ship with Barbie.Included in that
partnership: a Barbie-themed
activity book,website and partic-
ipation patch.
So far,Barbie’s manufacturer,
Mattel,is holding firm,touting
the message that“Barbie can do
anything.”
I’ll say.Over the years,Bar-
bie has plunged into more than
a hundred careers,including
football coach,dentist,doctor,
Cuthersomeslack:Barbie
isnottheenemyhere
BonnieHenry
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ByAnthonyVictor Reyes
FOR THE ARIZONA DAILY STAR
Terror.
That is how I feel at this exact mo-
ment.
I am about to go on stage with the im-
provisational comedy troupe Not Burnt
Out Just Unscrewed.
I am not an actor.Or a comedian.I am
a journalism student on assignment.
I grew up singing,dancing and play-
ing instruments on a stage.And I’ve sat
in on classes and attended a rehearsal at
Not Burnt Out.
But on this Saturday night,as an
audience lines up outside the theater,I
am not prepared.
I am terrified.
An hour before the show,I sit in front
of the stage,staring at my impending
doom.
The red stage lights are dimmed.
Actors and volunteers laugh in the next
room.Everyone else is excited to get
the show started.But my emotions are
haywire,my body stiff.
So many thoughts run through my
head.Will I be witty? Sound like an
idiot? Can I make it easier for the actors,
fun for the audience? Am I funny? AH-
HHHHHH!
Not Burnt Out’s creative director,
Michael Pierce, and the host of today’s
performance,Cris Candelario,are
encouraging.
“Anthony,you cannot fail,”Can-
delario says.
They tell me the schedule,remind me
what I am doing on stage.Pierce looks
right at my sweaty,petrified face.
“We will take care of you,”he says.
Rosanne Bonomo Crago,a member
of the comedy troupe,gives me a long,
calming embrace and smiles.
Crago tells me that the worst thing
that can happen on stage is that no one
laughs,and that is OK.
I take a deep breath.The terror starts
to slip away.
Before the audience filters in,we per-
form quick and easy acting games and
end the warm-up with a big group hug.
I know I am in good hands.
The show starts and the introduc-
tions are made.I am now excited.
The troupe warms up the audience
with a game.Then Candelario intro-
duces me,making sure the audience
knows this is for a story,not a career.
I walk on stage and give a nervous
grin.
The skit is“Counting Words,”in
which the audience assigns a theme and
the number of words allowed in each
sentence.It was a game I had rehearsed,
and one that revives my terror.
But it is being played with Pierce and
Crago,two people I know I can trust.I
calm down.
The theme is a TED convention.I am
assigned three words.
The stage lights brighten.
I see the faces of my family and my
girlfriend in the audience.
My stomach churns,mouth dries.My
mind goes blank.
I can’t remember what TED (Talks) is.
I open my mouth,unaware of my
words.But I count them.
Four.
I say four words.
The first time I open my mouth,and I
make a mistake.
The audience laughs.
Making a mistake never felt so good.
The audience claps when it is over.
The troupe members congratulate me.
I sit down,palms sweaty and still in
shock.
I watch the actors perform.After
experiencing it firsthand,I admire their
courage to go out and be themselves
in the name of laughter.They listen to
one another.There’s a great amount of
trust among them.They adjust to every
scene,never hesitating.
It is my turn again.
This time,it is a game called“Hesita-
tion.”A scene is set up and a performer
taps my shoulder for a word,and that
word launches the performer’s comedic
bit.
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Arizona Daily Star apprentice Anthony Victor Reyes, middle, just rolls with it as host Cris Candelario grabs the young journalist’s cellphone after it’s gone off at a decidedly inopportune
moment — during a skit — at the Unscrewed Theater, 3244 E. Speedway. Also on stage are Monica Rhodes, left, Mike Vietinghoff (aka Mike Pierce), Chris Seidman and Rosanne Crago.
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Terri Carter, left, Peter Beren, Kimberly Hicks, Kenneth Leland and Michael Vietinghoff
warm up during an improv class at Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed.
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Seidman, left, chats with fellow comic Scott Shaver as Reyes
listens in and learns in the background.
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Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed members Rhodes, left, and Jessi-
ca Spenny “interrogate”Vietinghoff.
Ajournalisttrieshishandatcomedy
By KathleenAllen
ARIZONA DAILY STAR
It’s a Friday night at the end of January,
30 minutes before the improv group Not
Burnt Out Just Unscrewed’s first show in its
new space.
The group spent most of its dozen years
performing in local bars and clubs.But
two years ago,the members committed to
becoming a nonprofit,raising money and
opening Unscrewed Theater,their own
theater and improv comedy school.
The three months before this night,the
members invested their sweat and passion
to pull down and put up walls in the space in
an East Speedway strip mall.They created
classrooms,the stage area and a lobby.
This night is the culmination of a lot of
work,frustrations and excitement.
The theater is empty,though a full audi-
UnscrewedTheater
nailsdownahome
NOT BURNT OUT JUST
UNSCREWED BY THE NUMBERS
$35,000
amount raised for the
theater.
4,100
square feet in the new
theater, which includes
classroom and the stage.
96
seats in the theater.
12
years the company has
been performing improvi-
sational comedy.
18
current members of the
troupe.
60
members of the troupe
who have come and gone
over its history.
$5
what it costs to see an
improv performance.
$20
the cost of an improv
class.
$160
cost of an 8-week session.
6
company members on
stage per performance.
THE STUDENTS’ VIEWS
New troupe members are often
pulled from the classes Not Burnt
Out Just Unscrewed offers. Right
now, the troupe is in the midst of
two beginners improv classes — one
for adults, another for teens. Next
month, another beginners session
starts, as does an intermediate
class. Classes are taught by troupe
members, and are most often led by
Executive Director Mike Vietinghoff.
Students learn the principles
of improv, then stand in front of
the class and do skits based on
suggestions from other students.
And not everyone who takes a
class plans a career on stage.
Here’s what a few students midway
through an eight-week beginning
improv class had to say:
• “I’ve spent a lot of my life saying
‘no.’... One of the things that Mike
(Vietinghoff) says over and over
is that there are no mistakes in
improv. I love that. … I’ve found I’m
more courageous and don’t worry
that what I’m saying is the exact
right thing.”— Terri Carter, 59,
retired, on the shy side, taking the
class for her enjoyment.
• “I’ve been terrified of public
speaking. … (Now) I’m not afraid
to make a fool of myself.When
you apply the lessons you learn
in class interesting things come
out. One of those things is to say
‘yes, and,’instead of‘yes, but …’;
‘Yes but’is really a no. … Another
guideline is to make your partner
look good.That’s not just a rule
for improv.”— Dr. Robert Beren,
62, who is taking the class with his
brother. Both are linear thinkers,
he says, and they have found the
class has stretched them.And
made them laugh.
• “There’s something about being
on stage; it just takes over. Even
with comedy, I get up there and
I’m in a whole different world.
It’s almost my sanctuary.At first
(improv) was a little difficult — just
to have to think quickly, or become
a character and be in a situation
you don’t know about. But it’s
also fun.”Cami Anderson, 28, a
waitress who has done stand-up
comedy as a hobby for about two
years. She’s hoping to eventually
join the Not Burnt Out company.
See TERRIFIED, E6
See UNSCREWED, E6
IF YOU GO
• What: Not Burnt Out Just Unscrewed
improv theater.
• When: 7:30 p.m. Fridays and Saturdays.
• Where: Unscrewed Theater, 3244 E. Speed-
way (entrance at the back of the strip mall).
• Cost: $5.
• Information: 861-2986 or
unscrewedtheater.org
Classes
7 p.m.Wednesdays at the theater. Eight-week
sessions for beginning and intermediate begin
April 2. $20 per class; $160 for the series.
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