Sample Jokes: What PTX song can clean? Can’t Sweep Love or What song describes when all PTX members become 6'3? Angels We Have Heard on High

1. What you do is amazing and a lot of
people appreciate what you do. You may
not know it, but you have changed a lot
of people’s lives and you have helped
them in really big ways. It’s not just
the music that changes people, it’s also
all of your personalities. Your
confidence and positivity have inspired
so many people to be like you and it’s
amazing how we have such amazing role
models. We’re really proud of how far
you guys have come. It’s also amazing
how humble and down to earth you guys
are. We’ve never seen any artist or
celebrity as grounded as you are. Keep
doing what you do, you're really good at
it. We love you all so much and never
forget that more than 10 million people
around the world feel the same way.
(this was made on June, if you reach 11
million subscribers, then change 10
million to 11 million haha)
-Hanna and Aimee
MADE BY:
AIMEE (@PAUSEATONIX) ON
INSTAGRAM & HANNA (@NOTPTX ON
TWITTER)

2. HEY GUYS!
We hope you enjoyed the joke book, took
a lot of work to get it done (we know
it’s made of bond paper but we tried) so
we hope you love it! Thanks so much for
coming back to Manila, we’ve been
waiting for you since last year and we
can’t believe you’re back! Hope you had
a great time because we definitely had
fun. Ok, first off, Avi. So when will
you finish the Samson Project? We’re so
excited to hear your new music and we
hope it actually comes sometime soon
(and we mean actually soon, not
Pentatonix soon)! Second, Kirstin!
Congratulations on your engagement! We
were bawling our eyes out on the day of
the engagement, we’re sooo happy for you
and Jeremy (and BTW, we absolutely love
your website KirstinConnect)! And if you
and Jeremy have time, maybe you could, I
don’t know, maybe make a Disney Medley
2? Please? Okay moving on, Scott and
Mitch! We absolutely looove Superfruit,
any episode you make is amazing. Say hi
to Wyatt for us. Kevin, you are amazing.
Hope to hear more celloboxing soon! And
make sure not to forget your cellos next
time haha! Say hi to the crew for us and
we hope to see you next time you go on
tour! Make sure to come back to Manila,
ok? We probably already miss you a lot
by the time you read this. We love you
so much and you guys have impacted so
many people’s lives..

3. 1. What fruit is actually a PTX
song? Bananana
2. What PTX song can clean?
Can’t Sweep Love
3. What song describes when all
PTX members become 6'3? Angels
We Have Heard on High
4. What do you call it when PTX
becomes a meme?
PentatjoOHHNNCENA
5. What song is about PTX
singing? "Hark! The Herald
Angels Sing"
6. What does Wyatt listen to
when Scott and Mitch are on
tour? Papaoutai
7. Why does Wyatt love silence?
I don’t know but he just likes
the qwyatt
8. What does Olaf say on
Valentine’s Day? “Olaf you so
much!” - @supahpentafruit on instagram
9. What do you call it when
Olaf finds something funny?
Olaughs

4. 10. What does Pascal say when
he drags someone? “Pascalped
her so hard,”
10. Which PTX pet is actually made
of bread? Oloaf
11. What do Kirstin and Jeremy say
when the need to call someone?
Excuse me but I need to make a
Pascall
12. Which two members of Pentatonix
are healthiest? Scott and Mitch
because they’re Superfruit
13. What do Scott and Mitch say
when someone does something odd?
Whyatt in the world would you do
that?
14. What part of Scott’s face is
actually a Superfruit word? His
djoooline
15. What PTX cover is actually
about Avi? Starhips
16. What do you call PTX in
space? Heavenly bodies
17. What PTX song is about
Kirstin? Kirtings First -
@supahpentafruit on Instagram
18. What PTX song stores food in
it? Refrigerator
19. What PTX song describes a
phone hitting Scott’s jaw?
Cracked

5. 20. What do you call it when
Avi becomes a shack? Avi
Shacklan
21. What do you call it when Avi
takes a nap? Avi Naplan
22. What does Avi call a
cooking machine that doesn't
work? The Baddest Grill
23. What do you call Avi when
he shouts from the mountain
top? Avriyell Kaplan
24. What do you call Avi as a
Disney character? Ariel Kaplan
25. What do you call Kevin when
he makes someone unconscious
because of his talent? KO
26. What do you call Kevin when
he can unlock something? Keyvin
27. What do you call it when
Kevin doesn't win sleep wars
with Avi? Kevin Oloseola
28. What do you call Kevin as a
type of plant or a video
sharing app? Kevine

6. 29. What do you call it when
Kevin drinks juice? Kevin
Ojuiceola
29. What was Kevin's nickname
when he was a kid? "Little
Drummer Boy"
30. Kevin sings Standing By.
In your swole, I’m standing by.
31. What do you call Kevin when
he is fighting a bull in Spain?
Kevin OLÉsola
32. What do you call Kevin's
album when it's on a marathon?
The Runegade EP
33. What do you call Kevin when
he is the largest species in
the deer family? Kevin
Omooseola
34. What do you call it when
the Kaplan family becomes a
group of pen covers? The
Caplans
35. What is Mitch and Avi's
favorite Christmas song? Feliz
Mavidad
36. What do you call it when
Avi tells corny jokes? Avi
Kaplame

7. 37. Who is an apple's favorite
PTX member? Avi Kapplean
38. What do you call it when
Avi becomes a bread spread?
Avriel Benjamin Kaplan
39. What do you call it when
Kirstin becomes an element?
Kirstin
40. What do you call Kirstin as
a Disney character? Kirstin
Maldonald-duck
41. What do you call Kirstin as
a rock? Kirstone Malstoneado
42. Kirstin becomes an
archipelago. Kirstin
Maldivesnado
43. What do you call it when
Kirstin becomes a drink?
Kirstea
44. What is Mitch’s favorite
brand of mints? Vetemints
45. What is Mitch and Avi's
favorite Christmas song? Feliz
Mavidad
46. How do Spanish Pentaholics
say “Thank you very much”?
Mitchas Grassias

8. 47. What do you call Mitch when
he says yes in Spanish? Mitch
Grassi
48. What do you call it when
Mitch becomes a drink? Mitch
Lassi
49. What do you call it when
Mitch becomes a form of
transportation? Mitch Taxi
50. Mitch becomes her favorite
Pokemon. Mitch Grastly
51. How does Mitch say “I love
you” in another language? Mich-
liebe-dich
52. Mitch becomes a type of
fish. Mitch Grasseel
53. Mitch becomes a PTX song.
Mitch GrasSee-Through
54. Kirstin is my altornate ego
- @supahpentafruit on Instagram
55. Kirstin casts a spell on a
biscuit container. Curse tin -
@cutiepieptx on Twitter
56. Kirstin becomes a Disney
country. Kirstin Maldoniado
57. What do you call Kirstin if
she becomes a clothes maker?
Kirstin Tailor Maldonado

9. 58. What do you call Kirstin if
she becomes a bucket? Kirstin
Pailor Maldonado
59. What does Scott say to the
Philippines during Christmas?
“Maligayang
Pascott!” (Maligayang Pasko
means Merry Christmas in
Tagalog)
60. What is the Filipino
version of Scott? Pancit Canton
(Pancit Canton is a type of
Filipino noodles)
61. Scott is a masterpiece.
Scart Hoying
62. Scott becomes an island in
his land. Scott Hoying,
Scottland (Hoy, Scotland)
63. What language does Scott
speak the most? Scott
Hoyenglish
64. Scott becomes a semi-
aquatic mammal. Scotter Hoying
65. What is Scott’s favorite
brand of applesauce? ScMott’s
Applesauce
66. Scott becomes a type of
exercise. Squatt Hoying
67. Scott becomes a vegetable.
Scquash Hoying

10. 68. What do you call it when
Scott is rich? Scott Richar-
than-you-because-I-have-
multiple-Grammys-and-best-
selling-gold-and-platinum-
albums Hoying