2. JANUARY 2020
Xi says there is a special
package on board. I wonder
what it could be?
Gee, I am doing a great job.
I feel so happy.
I just realized, Gee
sounds like Xi.
9. JULY 2020
Wow! I am so smart and beautiful
and smart and honest and smart
and like-able and smart.
Don’t you just love me?
Well, I’ve seen mug photos of
prisoners that I would trust more.
10. AUGUST 2020
I’m planning a Prayer March.
How many Angels do you think
it will take to fix this mess?
Don’t worry, I got ya, but I am going to need
some added help from Mike Trout.
11. SEPTEMBER 2020
What do I say about these emails
from my son for our deals in the
Ukraine and China?
I know, I know. Do you remember
the infamous Sgt. Schulz?
12. OCTOBER 2020
Blah. Blah. Blah. C’mon Man
Wow! Have you ever seen such brilliant
questions and then answers.
I’m going to win a Pulitzer Price for this.
13. NOVEMBER 2020
Did we just trade a buffoon
for a buffoon?
Uh, 51% to 48% is the actual result.
That’s an error rate of 79%.
Hello Pollsters: You are the joke.
'F*** you, we did a good job'
14. DECEMBER 2020
“U.S. Unemployment Claims Remain
Elevated as Recovery Slows”
WSJ 12/17/20
Sen. Bernie Sanders concedes,
"that's right," Democrats blocked
coronavirus relief.
CNN 12/7/20
Huh? What? Oh.
It must be Trump’s fault.
Gosh, I am so insightful.
15. HAPPY NEW YEAR
HEY, THERE’S LOTS OF GOOD NEWS:
VACCINES ARE HERE
ECONOMY IS RECOVERING
GOD LOVES US
LETS CHOOSE LOVE, PEACE AND JOY. MAKE IT A GREAT YEAR.
AND, LET’S REMEMBER THOSE WE LOST IN 2020.