The three Wise Women would have arrived on time to help deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, and brought practical gifts like a casserole. As they left, they would have gossiped about Mary's clothing, the condition of the donkey, whether Joseph had a job, and speculated about the baby's paternity, showing they would have been more critical and gossipy than the Wise Men.

1. What would have happened if it had been the
three Wise Women instead of three Wise Men ?
 They would have asked directions ...
 arrived on time …
 helped deliver the baby …
 cleaned the stable …
 brought practical gifts …
 and made a casserole
 But what would they have said as they left...?

2. As they left, they would have said……..
"I heard that
"Did you see the Joseph isn't
sandals Mary was even working
wearing with that right now!"
gown?"
"And that donkey
they are riding
has seen better
"Can you believe
days too!"
that they let all of
those disgusting
animals in
"Virgin, my *%@$!
there!"
I knew her in
school !"
"Want to bet on how long it "That baby doesn't
will take before you get look anything like
your casserole dish back?" Joseph!"