1. By: The Church of Morgan Elise
Williamson’s Butt

2.  Big butts
 Flat butts
 Peach butts
 Saggy butts
 Morgan’s butt

3. It’s just so fantastic, it gets a category of it’s
own
I mean look at it

4. Benefits:
 You get to look at Morgan’s butt
 You get to think about Morgan’s butt
 You get to love Morgan’s butt
 You may even be allowed to touch the butt
 Just kidding
 Do not touch the butt
 We will find you

5.  Thursdays from 3pm-4pm
 3:00-3:15 Admire the shape of Morgan’s butt
 3:15-3:23 Talk about how fantastic Morgan’s butt
is compared to those with less fortunate buns
 3:23-3:30 Listen to testimonies of those who
have been graced by the almighty butt of Morgan
 3:30-3-45 Pray to Morgan’s butt that yours may
be as great as hers someday even thought it
probably won’t
 3:45-4:00 eat cookies shaped like Morgan’s butt

6.  You have to mentally prepare yourself for the
most amazing butt you’ve ever seen and be
ready to admire that butt without getting
jealous that your own butt is not as awesome
as Morgan’s.
 Also don’t touch the butt
 You can’t handle it
 You just can’t
 Don’t even try it

7. 10000
9000
8000
7000
6000
5000
people who worship
4000 the butt
3000
2000 people who don't
1000 worship the butt
0 people who watch
Teen Wolf
happiness level

8. out of a hundred people we found on the
internet
(do) fresh young
thangs
(don't) crack babies

9.  um, what don’t you get from worshiping
morgan’s butt?
 rude

10.  you can only wear things with sequins on
them if you choose to wear anything at all
 nudity is totally acceptable tho
 we don’t judge here, bro
 we don’t judge

12.  why are all of the questions being asked in
all caps
 huh
 got an answer for that one??
 didn’t think so
 I think we’re done here
 the gold font of the title questions was
pissing me off anyways