Doofy Robin losers

1. A PRESENTATION BY TRISTAN
ALL THE ROBINS

2. Robin the First:
Richard John Grayson
This loser here is Richard “Dick” Grayson. He was an
acrobat in Haley’s Circus before his parents were killed by
a mobster. Bruce Wayne took him in (the first of many
stray children the billionaire adopted) and, after Dick
found out that Bruce was Batman, he allowed Dick to
become his partner – the first Robin.
Dickieboy is the Golden
Child of the family he’s
the only one who
actually has the
courage to slap some
sense into Bruce when
he needs it

3. There are a lot of variations…
Dickiebird’s Robin Suit
has been depicted a lot
of different ways in a
lot of different
animated and comic
book series. (the kid’s
got a terrible sense of
fashion out of costume
though)
So to avoid confusion,
THESE ARE ALL DICK
GRAYSON.
Shown: Detective
Comics, Teen Titans
(cartoon), The Batman
(cartoon), Young
Justice (cartoon and
comic), and Batman:
The Animated Series

4. Dick Grayson: After Robin
As all children do, this
Robin eventually had to
leave the nest. He became
the hero now known as
Nightwing (or Discowing…)
He uh. Picked his own
costume the first time
around.. .I like to think that
someone else helped him
with the newer designs…
(I did mention he had a terrible sense
of fashion, right?)

5. Nowadays he wears a
much…nicer suit.

6. The Batman Chapter
Through a series of
events much too
complex to explain in He was
this presentation, the quite
literally
doofus formerly known the
as Nightwing became happiest
batman
Batman for a brief there
ever was
time. and ever
will be.

7. ROBIN THE SECOND:
Jason Todd, the second
Jason Peter Todd
Robin, is easily the most
badass Robin out of all
of them. He met Bruce Jaybird is the black
in an alley one night – sheep of the
trying to STEAL THE batfamily. He’s sick
FUCKING TIRES OFF of Bruce’s bullshit
THE BATMOBILE! and he lets him
Bruce made him Robin know it.
shortly after Dick left to
go be Nightwing.

8. Jason wasn’t Robin for very long…
…because some of the fans were ASSHOLES
and voted for him to DIE in a TERRIBLE
EXPLOSION and be BEATEN TO DEATH BY A
FUCKING CROWBAR!!!!!! BY THE
JOKER!!!!!!!!!!!
Bruce sees this as his greatest failure to this
day.

9. By an unexpected turn of
events…
…Jason didn’t uh.
Stay dead.

10. So now he’s a vigilante.
A real one. He actually
kills people. Obviously
Bruce isn’t happy
about that but Jason
really doesn’t give any
fucks.

11. Robin the Third: Carrie Kelly
(Depending on the
Universe), Carrie Kelly is
Robin for a brief time
between Jason and the
next Robin
She’s basically the most
kickass lady ever SHE
BECAME ROBIN BY
BUYING A FUCKING
ROBIN SUIT ONLINE
AND JUST PATROLING
THE CITY WITHOUT
BRUCE’S SANCTION I
CANT
I’m proud of her

12. Plus her weapon of choice is a
fucking slingshot
This girl is badass

13. Robin the Third(2): Timothy
Timmy is usually the
one you see being the Jackson Drake
third Robin. He’s pretty
fucking awesome. So
serious all the time, it’s
hilarious.
He’s the son of Jack
and Janet Drake – both
rich like Bruce. He
figured out Batman and
Robin’s identity all on
his own, the smart little
fucker. (back when Dick
was Robin.)
I’ll be straight with you I
don’t know a whole lot
about Tim’s personality,
except that he acts a lot
like Bruce most of the
time.

14. After Robin…
He became Red Robin. After Bruce died, these losers had a huge battle for the mantle,
because Jason was all “BlAAAAH IM BATMAN” and Dick and Tim were like “uh no Jason”
and he’s like “FUCK YOU IM KILLING PEOPLE AND BEING BATMAN” so they all fought
and Dick won so Tim became Red Robin.

15. Robin the Fourth: Stephanie Brown
This badass
motherfucker is
Stephanie Brown. She’s
the second female
Robin, she’s a huge
badass. She was batgirl
for a while (but that’s
another story for
another powerpoint),
faked her own death,
yada yada. She’s
kickass. She and Tim
have a thing goin on.

16. After Robin…
Steph became Batgirl, then Spoiler.
She’s still a fucking badass. AND SHE ALWAYS WILL BE FUCK YOU DC
FOR ERASING HER FROM THE COMICSSSSS

17. Robin the Fifth: Damian Wayne
Damian (aka the little
bitch or lil d) became
Robin while Dickie was
Batman. He’s actually
Bruce’s only legit son.
He’s a stubborn little
bastard and half the
time everyone wants to
punch him in the face,
but Dick loves him to
death.
God this kid gets
annoying though like
man.

18. After Robin…
…Nothing yet dumbass he’s still Robin
He’s Ten he can’t do anything yet.
Sorry Dami you’re too little.

19. AND BRUCE LOVES ALL OF THEM
(EVEN YOU JASON SHUSH)
THE END