CoffeeScript -- 7 Reasons You Are Totally Gonna Hate It

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Tim Lossen

lightning talk i gave on 2010-05-20 at javascript user group berlin

Technology Spiritual

coffeescript
7 reasons why you are
totally gonna hate it

summary

‣ feels like python or ruby
‣ much too easy
‣ coffescript is for sissies
‣ javascript is for real cowboys

http://jashkenas.github.com
/coffee-script

#coffeescript on freenode

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