The brain

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The brain

  1. 1. The Brain Seriously Funny Brain quotes are something people don't mind! And funny quotes about brains are something to think about...
  2. 2. "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams
  3. 3. "God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met." Farrah Fawcett
  4. 4. "The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too." Ellen DeGeneres, on cell phones and driving
  5. 5. A man's brain has a more difficult time shifting from thinking to feeling than a women's brain does. Barbara De Angelis
  6. 6. If little else, the brain is an educational toy. Tom Robbins
  7. 7. "I have a brain and a uterus, and I use both." Patricia Schroeder
  8. 8. Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The Number 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model. Jimmy Fallon
  9. 9. "I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it." Groucho Marx
  10. 10. "I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this." Emo Phillips
  11. 11. I'm no bimbo. I'm opinionated and I do have a brain.... Christina Aguilera
  12. 12. "I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me." Winnie the Pooh
  13. 13. I don't want my body to be a distraction from my talent or my brain. Shania Twain
  14. 14. "Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think." Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
  15. 15. Is it Nice in your snowstorm- freezing your brain? Do you think that your face looks the same? David Bowie
  16. 16. In the scales of the destinies, brawn will never weigh so much as brain James Russell Lowell
  17. 17. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking Albert Einstein
  18. 18. Sometimes I think if I had the same body and the same natural ability and someone else's brain, who knows how good a player I might have been. Mickey Mantle
  19. 19. "Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons." Will Cuppy
  20. 20. Success is not something I've wrapped my brain around. If people go to those movies, then yes, that's true, big-time success. If not, it's much ado about nothing. Matt Damon
  21. 21. "How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?" Homer Simpson
  22. 22. I don't think there's anything unique about human intelligence. All the neurons in the brain that make up perceptions and emotions operate in a binary fashion. Bill Gates
  23. 23. Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250 Harper's Index

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