How to Swear in
French
Or at least pretend like you can
By Brian Holmes

Pronunciations
๏ Speak English with a really bad accent
๏ Plug your nose
๏ Spit your R’s
๏ Don’t blow your H’s
๏ Make funny faces

Bof
๏ The Gallic Shrug

Faire la moue
๏ The French Pout

On se tire
๏ Let’s get out of here

Merde
๏ Pronounced “mayrd”

Bite
๏ Pronounced “beet”

Con
๏ Pronounced “cone” but with nasal “o” and
without the “n”
๏ Translation rhymes with blunt

Enculé
๏ Pronounced “on-koo-lay”

Cul
๏ Pronounced “koo” with a puckered “u”