1. Ian Survey Results
...because everyone should know him.

2. Ian Survey Results
...because everyone should know him.

3. Problem Statement
• Ian having an Existential Crisis:
Who is he?
• We want to help him find himself in the
only language he knows...

4. Statistics!
...so we made a survey.

5. Statistics!
It’s all I
know.
...so we made a survey.

6. The Survey

7. The Survey
• Double blind anonymous statistically
sound sample of San Franciscans that
are not Ian

8. The Survey
• Double blind anonymous statistically
sound sample of San Franciscans that
are not Ian
• Sample Size = one hundred people

9. Today at Dolores Park

10. Today at Dolores Park

11. Today at Dolores Park

12. Today at Dolores Park

13. Today at Dolores Park

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15. Today at Dolores Park

16. Question 1
Ian is a man of many talents.
Which of these talents do you feel will
effortlessly whisk Ian into the arms of
fame and fortune, both of which he very
much deserves?

17. Question 1 Results
Incredible knowledge of statistics
Penetrating-yet-contemplative Gaze
Alarmingly good looks
Astounding Kissing Ability
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27
16
46

18. Question 1 Results
Incredible knowledge of statistics
Penetrating-yet-contemplative Gaze
Alarmingly good looks
Astounding Kissing Ability
16
27
16
46

19. Question 2
Ian has never been to jail, which is what
many people apparently look for in a
potential mate!
Of the following crimes, which do you
feel Ian is guilty of?

20. Question 2

21. Question 2
0 12.5 25.0 37.5 50.0
Too Handsome
Too Sharp Wit
Dangerous Biceps
Bringing Sexy Back

22. Question 3
You may have noticed Ian’s
stunningly tasteful sleeve of
tattoos.
Please rank the artistic
equivalent of it:

23. Question 3
Renoir
Pollock 24% 21%
Bill Watterson 21% 20%
Monet
15%
Duchamp

24. Question 3
24% 21%
Renoir
21% 20%
Pollock
15%
Bill Watterson
Monet
Duchamp

25. Question 4
Ian currently holds three world records
for skills that, due to legal reasons, we
are not permitted to print.
Please theorize at least one skill that you
feel he may be globally recognized for:

26. Question 4

27. Question 4
Would you consider Ian ever
for a potential mate (the noun,
not the verb)?

28. Question 5
• 100% of answers indicate “yes” or “hell
yes” or “Bone Hell Yes.”

29. Phone Numbers on

30. Phone Numbers on
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31. Quotes from the Survey

32. Quotes from the Survey
• you people are beautiful, thanks for the
reminder of humanity.

33. Quotes from the Survey
• you people are beautiful, thanks for the
reminder of humanity.
• quot;Ian, don't try too hard, you're hot
alreadyquot;

34. Quotes from the Survey
• you people are beautiful, thanks for the
reminder of humanity.
• quot;Ian, don't try too hard, you're hot
alreadyquot;
• who needs love with friends like these?

35. Quotes from the Survey
• you people are beautiful, thanks for the
reminder of humanity.
• quot;Ian, don't try too hard, you're hot
alreadyquot;
• who needs love with friends like these?
• I like Ian, he is flawless, good work!

36. Quotes from the Survey
• you people are beautiful, thanks for the
reminder of humanity.
• quot;Ian, don't try too hard, you're hot
alreadyquot;
• who needs love with friends like these?
• I like Ian, he is flawless, good work!
• what a beautiful thing to do for someone
you love.