Different look at Intels' offering

1. The New Village Idiot -
- Up to Tw ice as s mart as the pre v ious v illag e idiot

2. After Penryn…
The next dual-core chip after the
45nm Penryn will be the 32nm Confused by
Arrandale. It will offer the choice of Intel's’ latest
one integrated graphics processor – Graphics offering?
intel’s own one…

3. It "should end up faster"
Instead of talking in computing Jargon, let’s imagine a 100m
sprint with athletes from three countries:
Gee Emmay – representing the state of Intelistan
Chief Horse – representing the Native American Nvidians
Ray Dion - representing the sunny island of hAti
For time immemorial the winner has always been Mr Horse
or Mr Dion; Gee Emmay has always been a sickly cripple
sent in as a joke and takes at least five times as long as
the others to finish 100 meters…
However things are about to change!

4. Mr Emay has been training…
Rumours have it that Intelistans’
athlete has been in a lot of
training and has up to doubled
his speed!
[Translation – now at best he’s half the speed
of the old sprinters]
Now all the cripple has to do is more
than double his performance again
and he might be comparable to his
main competition – and that’s if
N.A.N or hAti don’t train up a faster,
stronger athlete!

5. WTF! Are midgets beating Gee Emmay?
Well these are superhuman
Midgets, so it doesn’t really
count… These Ion powered
Midgets are actually Native
American Nvidians and yes even
they and their tiny, little bodies
can go faster than the pimped
up
Gee Emmay…
[Translation: even Ion Netbooks
could beat Intelistans’ champion]