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  • 1. HA!!!
    HA!!!
    HA!!!
    JOKES!!!
    HA!!!
    HA!!!
    HA!!!
  • 2. Why is the math book sounhappy?
  • 3. Because it’s full of problems!!
  • 4. What do elves learn in school?
  • 5. The elf- abet
  • 6. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
  • 7. Because she had bright students!
  • 8. Why did the basket ball player go to jail?
  • 9. He shot the ball!
  • 10. What day of the week do chickens hate?
  • 11. FRY-DAY
  • 12. What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
  • 13. A tea bag.
  • 14. What was the witches' favorite subject in school?
  • 15. Spelling
  • 16. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
  • 17. EL-IF-I-NO
  • 18. If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I?
  • 19. An onion.
  • 20. Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
  • 21. Because he had no body to go with!
  • 22. Where do cows go to have fun?
  • 23. To the mooovies!
  • 24. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
  • 25. Because 7 8 9!
  • 26. What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
  • 27. A milkshake!
  • 28. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
  • 29. "Is that you, Mama?"
  • 30. What dog keeps the best time?
  • 31. A watch dog.
  • 32. What did one plate say to the other plate?
    ????
  • 33. "Lunch is on me!"
  • 34. What is black and white and red all over?
  • 35. Asunburntzebra!
  • 36. What do you say to a skeleton going on vacation?
  • 37. Bone voyage!
  • 38. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
  • 39. It let out a little wine!
  • 40. What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?
  • 41. A jump rope!
  • 42. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
  • 43. He wanted to see what High School was like!
  • 44. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
    ????!!!
  • 45. You look a bit flushed!
  • 46. Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
  • 47. Because all the fans have left!
  • 48. How can you tell if a calendar is popular?
  • 49. It has a lot of dates!