The document discusses the "Manifesto for Agile Software Development" which values individuals and interactions over processes, working software over documentation, customer collaboration over contract negotiation, and responding to change over following a plan. It also contains advice for programmers regarding ethics, skills, communication, and self-improvement.

1. professional
programmer
gabriele lana
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2. http://twitter.com/#!/unclebobmartin/status/20972119992

3. Manifesto of Agile
Software Development
Individual and interactions over process and tools
Working software over comprehensive documentation
Customer collaboration over contract negotiation
Responding to change over following a plan

4. Manifesto of Agile
Software Development
Individual and interactions over process and tools
Working software over comprehensive documentation
Customer collaboration over contract negotiation
Responding to change over following a plan

5. if your boss is like

6. if your boss is like
you are
doomed

7. retrospectives
are not
group therapies

8. if your developers
are like

9. you are
doomed
if your developers
are like

10. Pair programming
CANNOT replace
years of study

11. “No juju in sky flowers... you are a fool”

12. ’90
DARK AGE OF SOFTWARE

13. engineering
industry

14. industry of software
HEAD
HAND

15. economic
strategic

16. programmer commodity
CHEAP and
REPLACEABLE mediocrity
useless to
improve

17. “Software developers
are needed for
software development”

18. “Software developers
are needed for
software development”
... no one else is...

19. “Programming a computer
does require intelligence.
Indeed, it requires so much
intelligence that nobody really
does it very well. Sure, some
programmers are better
than others, but we all bump
and crash around like
overgrown infants. Why?
Because programming is by
far the hardest intellectual
task that human beings have
tried to do. Ever.”

20. ethical
professional
programmer
highly skilled
who cares

21. My Rights & Duties
✓ Take responsibility
✓ Be proud of your work
✓ Continue to improve your
skills (practice)
✓ Learn how to communicate
effectively

22. My Rights & Duties
✓ Be a master
✓ Be an apprentice
✓ Be part of a community
✓ Don’t be evil
✓ Take good care of your
body

23. programmer commodity
CHEAP and
REPLACEABLE mediocrity
useless to
improve

24. programmer commodity
CHEAP and
REPLACEABLE mediocrity
ETHICS
useless to
improve

25. programmer commodity
CHEAP and
REPLACEABLE mediocrity
ETHICS
useless to
improve

26. programmer commodity
ETHICS
CHEAP and
REPLACEABLE mediocrity
ETHICS
useless to
improve

27. programmer commodity
ETHICS
CHEAP and
REPLACEABLE mediocrity
ETHICS
useless to
improve

28. Don’t
be a
hero

29. Do
what you
believe
in
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