Work Business and Communications Planner, Partner at MindShare
About I’m so awesome, my handwriting has spellcheck.
My awesomeness is well documented. You probably don’t know this, but in many developing nations, they put my name and face on packages of food to let illiterate people know its good for them. They may not be able to recognize letters, but they know my face, and when they see it they’re reassured by my awesomeness.
Also, Batman is loosely based on my life... I don’t have a butler, and I don’t wear a cape.
If you go to a bar and ask for a Corey Richardson, they give you two shots of bourbon, a lite beer, and the cash register.
I’m that awesome.