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Spam continues his adventures in the UK

Spam continues his adventures in the UK

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  • The Spam the Monkey Show
    • Episode 2 - Spam does the South Coast
  • Spam decided to take a tour of the South Coast. So he decided on Bognor Regis, the spiritual home of traditional English holidays and the Gunwharf Tower, Portsmouth - which looks a bit like the really expensive hotel in Dubai. Except the lifts work in Dubai.
  • Spam is let loose on Bognor beach… “Crikey old boy, it’s chuffing freezing here! And where’s the sand?”
  • The cold has affected Spam and he suddenly drops into the American vernacular… “ And what the fuck is that? A noddy train? Jeez.”
  • And this is a traditional English seaside holiday camp. “ Looks like prison. What’s the town like?”
  • “ What the hell is this? Have you people not heard of being sued for being scared shitless by flaking, old shop dummies sat in the street for little reason?”
  • Yes, that really is a man in a fully covered wheelchair car thing INSIDE a coffee shop
  • “ But I think I’m too scared to ask anyone. They all look a bit... well, you know. Not quite ‘there’.”
  • Scared of Bognor, Spam heads West to Gunwharf Quays, Portsmouth
  • “ What the... ?”
  • “ Let me up it!!!!!”
  • “ Oh yes!”
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  • Spam decided to look through the see-through glass floor panel c. 100m above sea level
  • “ Oh crap!”
  • “ Until the next time, “Cheerio!”