2. Nellie
An innocent lass name of Nellie
Found a job at old Haberstad’s Deli
Knowing none about
She started to shout
When she found she had eaten raw yeti
3. Not Your Average Love Poem
Roses are red violets are blue
I can’t stand the site of you
Your ugly face makes me want to hurl
I don’t know why you are such a mean girl
I can’t believe you have friends
If you insult them, they won’t make amends
Little kids think you’re evil
You’re a coward unlike Evil Kinevil
You have been this way since you were little
Why I don’t like you isn’t a riddle
4. Poems Are Hard To Write
I just heard an old poem
I tried to do the same
But when it came to it
I just couldn’t do it
5. Sea
I went to see the sea
I went to get some fish
Because I needed food
I went to see the sea
6. Ode To Nature
I am writing about nature
Nature makes me want to sing
It’s the only thing still pure
Sounds of cities make my ears ring
Camping is easy for me to do
Mostly because I am prepared
Being there is hard for you
It’s not hard, unless you are scared