2. Let Me Help You FeelLet Me Help You Feel
Better!Better!
3. Question:Question:
If you could live forever,If you could live forever,
would you and why?would you and why?
Answer:Answer:
"I would not live forever,"I would not live forever,
because we should notbecause we should not
live forever, because iflive forever, because if
we were supposed to livewe were supposed to live
forever, then we wouldforever, then we would
live forever, but welive forever, but we
cannot live forever, whichcannot live forever, which
is why I would not liveis why I would not live
forever,"forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994--Miss Alabama in the 1994
Miss USA contest.Miss USA contest.
4. "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor
starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd
love to be skinny like that, but not with all
those flies and death and
stuff,“
- Mariah Carey
5. "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a
very important part of your life…”
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to
become spokesperson for federal anti-
smoking campaign.
6. "I've never had major knee surgery on any
other part of my body,“
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky
basketball forward.
7. "Outside of the killings, Washington has
one of the lowest crime rates in the
country,“
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
8. "I'm not going to have some reporters
pawing through our papers. We are
the president,“
--Hillary Clinton commenting on the
release of subpoenaed documents.
9. "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a
jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,“
--A congressional candidate in Texas.
10. "I don't feel we did wrong in taking this
great country away from them.
There were great numbers of
people who needed new land, and the
Indians were selfishly trying to
keep it for themselves.“
--John Wayne
11. "Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
12. "It isn't pollution that's harming the
environment. It's the impurities in our air
and water that are doing it.“
-- Al Gore, (then) Vice President of the
USA
13. "It's no exaggeration to say that the
undecided could go one way or another”
--George Bush, US President
14. "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of
failure.“
--Bill Clinton, Former US President
15. "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992
because we received notice that you passed away.
May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in
your
circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
16. "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as
they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night.
And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
