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    • Copyright 2009-2010 Timothy J. “Yanz” Yancy. All Rights Reserved. Unauthorized reproduction, distribution, or exhibition of this copyrighted material is strictly prohibited. Are Fat Girls Better Lovers? The Fat Girl Sexuality Myth By Timm “Yanz” Yancy For more relationship anecdotes, concepts, help, humor, ideas, jokes, opinions, philosophies, rules, secrets, 1 stories, theories, thoughts, tips and more from A to Z visit me at:www.FaceBook.com/TimmYancy or e-Mail: YanzEbooks@gmail.com Also available at www.Scribd.com.
    • Copyright 2009-2010 Timothy J. “Yanz” Yancy. All Rights Reserved. Unauthorized reproduction, distribution, or exhibition of this copyrighted material is strictly prohibited. Fat Girl Sexuality Myth There is a myth that fat girls are better sexually and I believe that they made it up and put it out to increase their popularity. It’s BBW propaganda. Originally I was not set out on trying to prove this theory but accidents do happen but there are some truths out there. Fat women are built for warmth and comfort. More cushions and less pushing. I hear that they are great sexually, but I can’t vouch for that and really don’t want to find out. Really, I had one, just one, Wilma. She wasn’t that fat. She was not sloppy fat, just pleasingly plumb. ( The name has been changed to protect the innocent). I guess tht’s why I can’t change my name. Okay, it was true, but I am not going to get addicted to big girls. I don’t want any more fat girls. One is more than enough. I’m into quality not quantity. I’m on a fat free diet, plus fat girls have too much cholesterol for me. A guy named Dennis told me that fat women have places that they can’t reach and if they can’t reach it, they can’t clean it. He does not want to find something that they missed. It makes perfectly good sense to me. Some girls don’t think that they are fat; they’re “big-boned”. They need big bones to hold all of that fat. Big boned women are usually heavy handed, which means they have big hands. Did you ever see a fat person with little hands? They can be known to look like lion paws. Why do I say this? There are risks and danger involved with dating fat women; one of them is being trampled in a stampede. Also what if she decided to take a swing at you. A lion can kill you just by grazing you with a paw. If she has long nails, then you can forget it. It’s just like a bear scratching you. It would be more than a scratch. You are taking a risk with fat girls. Some guys like fat women. They say” Thin is in, but fat is where it’s at.” I can’t go for that. Just say no to fat girls is my motto. I do have a right to make choices in my life and this is not one of them. These are words to live and die by. I wrote a song to the tune of “I Can’t Go for That” By Hall and Oates, “ I can’t go for fat”. It goes like this: For more relationship anecdotes, concepts, help, humor, ideas, jokes, opinions, philosophies, rules, secrets, 2 stories, theories, thoughts, tips and more from A to Z visit me at:www.FaceBook.com/TimmYancy or e-Mail: YanzEbooks@gmail.com Also available at www.Scribd.com.
    • Copyright 2009-2010 Timothy J. “Yanz” Yancy. All Rights Reserved. Unauthorized reproduction, distribution, or exhibition of this copyrighted material is strictly prohibited. I say I can’t go for fat. No oh oh. No can do. I can’t go for fat. No oh oh. No can do. I can’t go. No can go. I can’t go. No I can’t go for fat. No can do. Forearmed is forewarned. T h e s t a t i s t i c s a r e s t a g g e r i n g . Believe it or not, obesity affects more than one- quarter of all adults and about one-in-five children in the United States! Today, 61 percent of all adult Americans (97 million) are categorized as being overweight or obese. Even more astonishing is the fact that each year, obesity causes at least 300,000 excess deaths and costs our country more than $100 billion. It’s actually the second leading cause of unnecessary deaths in America. Speaking of costs, I don’t know if it’s included in this figure or not, but they got to eat. Big girls got to get their eats on. You know those skinny Women have high metabolism and can eat up some food. There are only two types of women when it comes to eating; those that eat, and those who eat and put on weight. They know they can eat up some food especially when someone else is paying. You know you got a greedy Woman who says since you’re paying, I’m going to put an extra ten dollars on it and we can get For more relationship anecdotes, concepts, help, humor, ideas, jokes, opinions, philosophies, rules, secrets, 3 stories, theories, thoughts, tips and more from A to Z visit me at:www.FaceBook.com/TimmYancy or e-Mail: YanzEbooks@gmail.com Also available at www.Scribd.com.
    • Copyright 2009-2010 Timothy J. “Yanz” Yancy. All Rights Reserved. Unauthorized reproduction, distribution, or exhibition of this copyrighted material is strictly prohibited. a little more food or some extra desert. You know they eat dessert, it goes without saying. They take the desert before they’ll take a salad. It cost at least another thirty-nine cents to go out with her cause you got to biggie size everything you order for her. These shocking statistics, reported by the American Obesity Association, tell us that obesity has indeed reached epidemic levels. That’s good news and bad news. It’s good news for all of those Men who like fat Women. It’s a bonanza for them. It’s bad news for the Men like me who like the slim Women. They are turning fat. The Internal Revenue Service now recognizes obesity as a disease, and states that the costs of doctor-ordered diet and weight loss programs are now deductible. Now, the IRS is declaring obesity an actual ailment, so these programs would qualify as a diet or weight loss expense deduction. You don’t need to be a doctor to tell that these people are not healthy. Just look at them. For all of you Men out there rounding up all the fat Women, your herds are sick and have diseases. How safe is this? There are some Men who feel that they are caring and try to give fat Women extra care because they can understand how they feel. They are special. Especially sick. I can understand big Men having big women, but why do little Men have big women. I got a boy named Dennis, who is a 300 pound plus Brotha. He likes slim or thick Women, not the big ones. Dennis says he’s big enough, why would he want a big woman. That’s too much friction. Mosquito, his wife and his woman. Let me tell you about mosquito. He’s 50 something, 6 feet one inch and weighs about as much as a mosquito. He has an obscenely obese wife and she’s ill. He has a baby by a younger obese Woman who is in her twenties. I asked him if his wife know about her and he said that she did. She got mad and wanted to leave but he told her she’s fat and sick nobody wants her. That’s the fat Women Playa mind control. You feed them and control them. Little does she know, she has a lot of Men out there who she could choose from. She’s got what they want. For more relationship anecdotes, concepts, help, humor, ideas, jokes, opinions, philosophies, rules, secrets, 4 stories, theories, thoughts, tips and more from A to Z visit me at:www.FaceBook.com/TimmYancy or e-Mail: YanzEbooks@gmail.com Also available at www.Scribd.com.
    • Copyright 2009-2010 Timothy J. “Yanz” Yancy. All Rights Reserved. Unauthorized reproduction, distribution, or exhibition of this copyrighted material is strictly prohibited. Yes, there is a difference between being obese and being overweight. The best way to determine which one you are is by this simple test. Are you skinny, slim or thick? If you picked none of the above, then you are fat. Are You At Risk? Chances are you’re more likely to suffer from obesity if you’re in a lower economic group, but statistics show that a growing number of young adults with some college education are also developing the disease. In fact, obesity has actually increased in every state, in both men and women, across every age and ethnic group. If you’re an African-American woman, studies show that you’re more likely to be overweight than your Caucasian counterpart. If you’re an African-American man, though, you’re actually less inclined to be obese than your Caucasian counterpart. Those of Hispanic origin tend to weigh more than Caucasians, and if you live in the South Atlantic region, you’re more prone to obesity than if you live in the Mid-Atlantic States. Beside these, there is an inherent risk when you deal with big Women. There are many dangers of dating fat women. They are jealous, possessive, large, heavy, and not to mention the dangers of a stampede. Trust me, being crushed to death is no fun, although I’ve never been crushed to death, a fat lady stepped in my toe once and it hurt like Hell. There are advantages like you can use her for an auto safety device, like an airbag. The down side is she cuts down your miles per gallon. But it’s a trade off for gas mileage for safety. Kid Rock has some lyrics that go, “I don’t like big cars or big fat women, but somehow I always find myself in them.” How to Fight Obesity. If you think you are addicted to big girls, here’s some good you can use. You can battle obesity and come out a winner! Here’s what the experts recommend: 1. Fat blocker tablets. Whenever the urge strikes or when you see a fat woman take them. This might just save your live. For more relationship anecdotes, concepts, help, humor, ideas, jokes, opinions, philosophies, rules, secrets, 5 stories, theories, thoughts, tips and more from A to Z visit me at:www.FaceBook.com/TimmYancy or e-Mail: YanzEbooks@gmail.com Also available at www.Scribd.com.
    • Copyright 2009-2010 Timothy J. “Yanz” Yancy. All Rights Reserved. Unauthorized reproduction, distribution, or exhibition of this copyrighted material is strictly prohibited. 2. Cut down drastically on night eating especially if you got out to get food. This puts you in fewer contacts with those Women who also enjoy late night snacks. 3. Also you have less of a chance of going home with them. If you hear “That sounds like it taste real good”. Get your order and promptly leave the restaurant. That phrase will most likely be followed by, “Can I go home with you?” 4. Avoid working late shifts. Working between 4 p.m. and 8 a.m. will most likely cause you to eat more and take longer naps than day workers. Weight gain is inevitable. Also that’s where most of the big girls work because they like to sleep in. 5. Eat healthy! Lots of fresh fruits and vegetables are your best defense. Big girls see you eating this and it’s a turn off for them. Avoid rib tips, hamburgers, gyros, and tacos in their presence. 6. Exercise! Exercise! Exercise! Cardiovascular activity three times a week (or more) will keep your body -- and your mind -- in shape and they won’t be able to catch you if you run. If you like big girls, then disregard all this and do the opposite of everything stated above. I have always attracted big girls from Yogi and Booboo in high school, to a big one in Junior Achievement to several in college and it goes on. Maybe it was not that many but it sure seemed like it. I’m not mean or mean spirited but they just scared me, I’d give them the brush off. I’m sorry, I know big girls have feeling too but I’m not trying to feel that, if you know what I mean. When I was a Captain in the Army in North Carolina, everywhere I went they were all over me. I had Fat Mack Disease. I was leaving the club and saw two of my boys and told they I was getting fat attacked everywhere I went out east. As I left the club, two big girls where coming in They were scooping out a Brotha and of course they spoke. I felt naked like a chicken on a rotisserie. I just left. My guys just laughed. There are human attractants called pheromones. When women get a whiff of your scent they are stimulated and attracted to you. I For more relationship anecdotes, concepts, help, humor, ideas, jokes, opinions, philosophies, rules, secrets, 6 stories, theories, thoughts, tips and more from A to Z visit me at:www.FaceBook.com/TimmYancy or e-Mail: YanzEbooks@gmail.com Also available at www.Scribd.com.
    • Copyright 2009-2010 Timothy J. “Yanz” Yancy. All Rights Reserved. Unauthorized reproduction, distribution, or exhibition of this copyrighted material is strictly prohibited. think that some Men emit Phateromes which are fat sexual attractant scents that smell like chicken. It drives them crazy just makes them want to eat you up. Everyone can’t smell them. They only work on fat women. I have a cousin whose name I won’t mention. He only dates fat women and ghetto women. I mean big, robust women of at least 250 pounds. He gets his monies worth. He knows he’s going to eat because they always have food. I say that you judge for yourself and I don’t mean to use the word in a negative meaning. Our law is to judge but with kindness and wisdom. Even a little baby starts to judge when it's born about whether it's hungry or wants a diaper change, and it will let you know. The Great Spirit gave us a brain to use to exercise good judgment, whether it's about a job or a relationship. We should use judgment in our daily lives so that we are not gullible or taken advantage of. I think you should go with the flow and follow your dreams and desires and if you want a full figured woman it’s your business and her business and not mine or anyone else’s business. Like the song goes, “It’s your thing. Do want you want to do. I can’t tell you who to sock it to.” Go on and be happy. Many blessings to you. They say don’t criticize someone until you walked a mile in their shoes. Then you will be a mile away and have their shoes. I’ve walked the walk and talked the talk , so now I can walk and talk. Check it out but there is more to come in my book “The Fat Factor” Why some guys choose to Date Big Women. Coming out sometime this year on eBooks.. For more relationship anecdotes, concepts, help, humor, ideas, jokes, opinions, philosophies, rules, secrets, 7 stories, theories, thoughts, tips and more from A to Z visit me at:www.FaceBook.com/TimmYancy or e-Mail: YanzEbooks@gmail.com Also available at www.Scribd.com.
    • Copyright 2009-2010 Timothy J. “Yanz” Yancy. All Rights Reserved. Unauthorized reproduction, distribution, or exhibition of this copyrighted material is strictly prohibited. Coming in 2010 in eBook! The Highly Anticipated… NICKEL BAG PUBLISHING THE FAT FACTOR COMPANY (WHY SOME MEN CHOOSE BIG WOMEN AND HOW TO DO IT SAFELY!) www.TheFatFactor.com Coming Soon! Timm “Yanz” Yancy, H.B.O. Head Brother of Operations For more relationship anecdotes, concepts, help, humor, ideas, jokes, opinions, philosophies, rules, secrets, 8 stories, theories, thoughts, tips and more from A to Z visit me at:www.FaceBook.com/TimmYancy or e-Mail: YanzEbooks@gmail.com Also available at www.Scribd.com.
    • Copyright 2009-2010 Timothy J. “Yanz” Yancy. All Rights Reserved. Unauthorized reproduction, distribution, or exhibition of this copyrighted material is strictly prohibited. Contents “The Fat Factor” (WHY SOME MEN CHOOSE BIG WOMEN AND HOW TO DO IT SAFELY!) 1. All Fat Isn’t Bad for You! 2. Are you Built for Speed or Comfort? 3. Assitude Theory 4. Assthrax Warning 5. Aunt Bea, Aunt Jemima , and Mrs. Butterworth 6. Baby Phat VS Baby Fat VS Fat Baby VS Baby You’re Fat 7. BBBB - Big Bad and Bold Bitches 8. BBS (Big Bold Women) in my family. I’m glad I’m not an Arab or from Kentucky. 9. Bearillas 10. Best Cars, Trucks and SUVs, if You Have a Big Girl or Want One 11. Best Cities to Find Full Figure Women 12. Best Drinks for Big Girls 13. Best Food for Big Girls 14. Best Place to Find Fat Women 15. Best Places to Take a Big Women 16. Big Arms and Legs 17. Big Bold Women in Jamaica 18. Big Breastisis – Oral Breast Sex 19. Big Men and Skinny Women 20. Big Bullies 21. Big Feets 22. Big Girl Beauty (Booty) Contest 23. Big Girl Security Guards 24. Big Girls and Tattoos… 25. Big Girls Can Dance 26. Big Girls Can Sing 27. Big Girls Don’t Cry 28. Big Girls for Dummies 29. Big Girls Hands 30. Big Men Who Dress Like Big Women 31. Big Momma and Madiea 32. Big Women Dating Show 33. Big Women with Big Hands and Big Feet 34. Big Strippers 35. Biggie Size This … For more relationship anecdotes, concepts, help, humor, ideas, jokes, opinions, philosophies, rules, secrets, 9 stories, theories, thoughts, tips and more from A to Z visit me at:www.FaceBook.com/TimmYancy or e-Mail: YanzEbooks@gmail.com Also available at www.Scribd.com.
    • Copyright 2009-2010 Timothy J. “Yanz” Yancy. All Rights Reserved. Unauthorized reproduction, distribution, or exhibition of this copyrighted material is strictly prohibited. 36. Black Angus 37. Black Venuses 38. Body Painting – Murals 39. Buffalo Girls Go Round the Outside 40. Chubby but Cute Chicks 41. Country Big Girls VS City Big Girls 42. Dating Full Figure White Women 43. Dickie Do Disease 44. Do Big Girls Need Big Weave? 45. Down Low with Fat Girls 46. Even A Dog Likes Some Meat on His Bone 47. Famous Fat Songs and Song Phrases 48. Fat Blocker Tablets 49. Fat Girls for Dummies 50. Fat Girl Good Sex Myth 51. Fat Girls Gone Wild 52. Fat in Africa 53. Fat Jokes 54. Fun Fat Facts 55. Fun Things for Fat People to Do 56. Fun Things to Do with Fat Women 57. Genetic Predisposition for Fat Women 58. Gigolo to the Fat and Famous 59. Ground Beef or Steak 60. Hamburger Helper 61. How Big is Big? 62. How Women Feel about their Ass Study 63. How to Have Big Girls Eating Out the Palm of Your Hand. 64. How to Instantly Lose 100 Pounds of Ugly Fat! 65. How to Pick Up A Big Girl 66. How to Take a Sexy Bath or Shower with a FFS. Step by Step 67. I ATA (Chicken) THIGH Sorority 68. I Can’t Go for Fat 69. I’ll Bet My Mangina on That 70. If Fat was Money You’d be A Millionaire 71. Inside Every Big Women is a Little Women 72. Interracial Big Love or Pork the Other White Meat 73. Is Bigger Better? Better than What? 74. It’s a Thin Line between Fat and Thick 75. It’s a Thin Line between Pies and Cakes 76. Large Charge 77. Lazy Boy Chairs 78. Let’s Take First Things First For more relationship anecdotes, concepts, help, humor, ideas, jokes, opinions, philosophies, rules, secrets, 10 stories, theories, thoughts, tips and more from A to Z visit me at:www.FaceBook.com/TimmYancy or e-Mail: YanzEbooks@gmail.com Also available at www.Scribd.com.
    • Copyright 2009-2010 Timothy J. “Yanz” Yancy. All Rights Reserved. Unauthorized reproduction, distribution, or exhibition of this copyrighted material is strictly prohibited. 79. Light Skinned Big Girls VS Dark Skinned Big Girls 80. List of Food Festivals 81. Living Large 82. Meat or Sweets 83. Mother Love and Robin Givens 84. My Favorite All-Time Big Women 85. My Grandmother was Fat and I Loved Her 86. Name Your Favorite Pastry – Get to Know Her, Find out What Makes Her Tick and Ticks Her Off 87. Once, Twice, Three Times a Lady 88. Older Men and Younger FFS – It’s a time for everything. Seize the moment 89. Older FFS and Younger Men 90. Old VS Young Big Girls 91. Oprah Winfrey 92. Other Big Black Men Who Dressed Like Women 93. Pass the Ham Hocks Please 94. Phone Sex with Big Girls 95. Please Don’t S.O.M.F. - Playing Carnival - 96. Plumper Humpers / Chubby Chasers 97. Salads or Meat 98. Say it Loud, I’m Fat and I’m Proud 99. Sex and Peanuts 100. Shallow Hal 101. She Left Me for a Fat Boy 102. She Let Me for a Fat Women 103. Short VS Tall Big Girls 104. Smoking Weed with Fat Girls 105. Soft and Fluffy 106. Some People Don’t Believe Fat Meat is Greasy 107. Spooning 108. The Best Beds for Big Girls 109. The Best Holidays for Big Girls 110. The Big Question… Original or Extra Crispy? 111. The Downside to Dating Fat Girls 112. The Fattest Cities 113. The Top 10 Best Gifts for Full Figure Women 114. The Weather Girls – It’s Raining Men 115. The Year of the Pig 116. Thick Love, Fat Love, or Phat Love? 117. Tips for Making Love to a Big Girl – Just Say No to 69 118. Top Reasons to Date Big Girls 119. Waking Up on the Wrong Side of the Bed 120. What Big Women Should Never Ever Wear For more relationship anecdotes, concepts, help, humor, ideas, jokes, opinions, philosophies, rules, secrets, 11 stories, theories, thoughts, tips and more from A to Z visit me at:www.FaceBook.com/TimmYancy or e-Mail: YanzEbooks@gmail.com Also available at www.Scribd.com.
    • Copyright 2009-2010 Timothy J. “Yanz” Yancy. All Rights Reserved. Unauthorized reproduction, distribution, or exhibition of this copyrighted material is strictly prohibited. 121. What if All Women Were Fat? 122. What is the Best Pet for Big Girls? Cats, Dogs, Fish or Birds? (Turtles) 123. When You Get Sick… 124. Who Killed Casual Friday 125. Why Big Girls Cheat 126. Why Do Big Girls Like Nicknames After Food 127. Why Marry a Fat Woman? You’re not Losing a Son, You’re Gaining a Ton and a Daughter. 128. Why Big Women Loved Luther… 129. Women(Slim) Who Date Big Women 130. Worst Foods for Big Girls 131. Worst Places to Take a Big Woman. 132. Yanz on Big Women 133. Young Gifted and Fat 134. Your Arms are Too Short to Box with God or Me 135. Appendix A. Fat Love, Thick Love Test 136. Glossary Subject to Final Editing! For more relationship anecdotes, concepts, help, humor, ideas, jokes, opinions, philosophies, rules, secrets, 12 stories, theories, thoughts, tips and more from A to Z visit me at:www.FaceBook.com/TimmYancy or e-Mail: YanzEbooks@gmail.com Also available at www.Scribd.com.
    • Copyright 2009-2010 Timothy J. “Yanz” Yancy. All Rights Reserved. Unauthorized reproduction, distribution, or exhibition of this copyrighted material is strictly prohibited. What the Critics are saying... Disclaimer: No celebrity endorsements intended or implied. “These are life lessons learned from one Ladies Man to another.” Leon P. Chicago, Illinois. “I don’t like big cars or big fat women but somehow I always find myself in them. Yanz Rocks!” Kid R. Detroit, Michigan “Yanz is an Old School pimp who really knows the game, he wrote the game, and he’s got game and keeps it real.” Kat W. Los Angeles, California “THIN is in, but FAT is where it’s at. It’s like Big Girls for Dummies. This Brotha knows his Shiznit.” Sam J. Chicago, Illinois “Thanks for the tips on where to find big girl. I expect happy hunting”. Elmer F. Alabama “I deep down inside knew I loved big girls but I was ashamed of myself but Yanz showed me the truth and I opened up and let my real self out. Words can’t express how I feel and having a burden released. Before I felt like I had an elephant standing on my foot and now that weight is lifted. Now I am finally free.” Scott S. Houston, Texas “Yanz has given me the tools that I needed to step my game up. If I only have three books in my personal arsenal they would be “The Bible”, a Cookbook and “The Fat Factor”. This book is worth more than its weight, it’s a blessing.” Calvin M. Atlanta, Georgia “You answered many questions that I had and I appreciate that. One thing you did not cover and I’d like to know is do fat girls really like more ham meat or the skin?” Kirk H. Raleigh, N.C. "This is what Men have been waiting on for years. It’s long overdue. It’s a Big Girls Lovers version of “Waiting to Exhale." Tyrone M. A. Washington, D.C. "What the “F” are you thinking about? Outrageous! Why do you write this sh@*? This book should be banned. Yanz is one crazy mofo." Melissa V. New Orleans, Louisiana. “What chu talkin’ bout Yanz?” Different strokes for different folks! G. Coleman, Utah. "Buy a copy for you, your friends and family. It's a can't do without book. Buy- it. Read- It. Work-It. Remember: Fore-Warned is Fore-Armed! Knowledge.” Yanz, Chicago, Illinois. For more relationship anecdotes, concepts, help, humor, ideas, jokes, opinions, philosophies, rules, secrets, 13 stories, theories, thoughts, tips and more from A to Z visit me at:www.FaceBook.com/TimmYancy or e-Mail: YanzEbooks@gmail.com Also available at www.Scribd.com.