1. Smart Women
精明的女人

2. 浪漫数学
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
精明的男人＋精明的女人＝浪漫
Smart man + smart woman = romance
精明的男人＋愚蠢的女人＝私通
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
愚蠢的男人＋精明的女人＝婚姻
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
愚蠢的男人＋愚蠢的女人＝怀孕
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

3. 购物数学
SHOPPING MATH
男人总是花两元钱买他需要的价值一元钱的东西
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
女人总是花一元钱买她不需要的价值两元钱的东西
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t
need.

4. 一般方程与统计 (I)
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
女人在找到一个丈夫之前总是为未来担心
A woman worries about the future until
she gets a husband.
男人在找到一个妻子之后才开始担心未来
A man never worries about the future
until he gets a wife.

5. 一般方程与统计 (II)
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
成功的男人标志是，挣的钱比他的妻子能
够花掉的还多
A successful man is one who makes
more money than his wife can spend.
成功女人的标志是，她找到了这样一位丈
夫
A successful woman is one who can find
such a man.

6. 幸福
HAPPINESS
要想与一个男人幸福地相守，你必须对他
多一份理解少一份爱 To be happy with a
man, you must understand him a lot and
love him a little.
要想与一个女人幸福地生活，你必须尽量
多爱她，而绝不要试图去理解她 To be
happy with a woman, you must love her a
lot and not try to understand her at all.

7. 长寿
LONGEVITY
结婚的男人比独身的男人长寿，但
是结婚的男人更多地想到去死
Married men live longer than single
men, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.

8. 改变嗜好
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
女人嫁给一个男人，期望着他会发生改变
，但他并没有变化 A woman marries a
man expecting he will change, but he
doesn’t.
男人娶一个女人，期望着她不会变化，但
她却改变了。 A man marries a woman
expecting that she won’t change, and she
does.

9. 谈话技巧
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
女人在任何争论上都拥有最后的裁决权。
A woman has the last word in any
argument.
任何问题在男人提出来之后，就变成一场
新的争论。
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.

10. For you,
把这些话送给哪些需要乐一乐的精
明的女人和你认为可以应付这些问
题的男人。
SEND THIS TO A SMART
WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH
AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK
CAN HANDLE IT.