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There's been too much fighting over religion .. :| .. why can't there be some humor?.. :O .. ^-^ .. :')

There's been too much fighting over religion .. :| .. why can't there be some humor?.. :O .. ^-^ .. :')
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warning: obscene synonym for "poop" will be overused..

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Shit Happens ^-^ Presentation Transcript

  • 1. © Religion Shit List (and other)
    Theologies, Ideologies & Philosophies about…
    Shit
    Pictures taken from Google Images
    Presentation by: Petite Poopette
  • 2. Taoism: Shit happens.
  • 3. Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
  • 4. Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
    Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
  • 5. Shintoism: Shit is everywhere.
  • 6. Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
  • 7. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
  • 8. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
  • 9. Mysticism: Just experience shit happening.
  • 10. Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
  • 11. Agnosticism: Nobody knows why shit happens.
  • 12. Egotism: I
    AM
    shit.
  • 13. Gnosticism: I know why shit happens but will not tell you.
  • 14. Cartesianism: Shit happens to me, therefore it exists.
  • 15. Platonism: There is ideal shit happening somewhere.
  • 16. Stoicism: I do not care if shit happens.
  • 17. Atheism: Shit just happens and that is all there is to it.
    #2: I don’t believe this shit!
  • 18. Epicureanism: Let us party while shit does not happen.
  • 19. Cynicism: Of course shit happens.
  • 20. Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
  • 21. From MissCimota
    New Ageism: This isn’t shit if I really believe it’s chocolate.
  • 22. Capitalism: That’s MY shit.
  • 23. Communism: It’s everybody’s shit.
  • 24. Darwinism: This shit was once food.
  • 25. Feminism: Men are shit.
  • 26. Existentialism: Shit doesn’t happen; shit IS.
    Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
  • 27. Creationism: God made all shit.
  • 28. Commercialism: Let’s package this shit.
  • 29. Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
  • 30. Nihilism: No shit.
  • 31. Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
  • 32. Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
  • 33. Calvinism: Shit happens because you don’t work.
  • 34. Transcendental Meditation: Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit…
  • 35. Jehovah’s Witnesses:
    >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
    #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
    #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
  • 36. Astrology: Uranus transits.
  • 37. Surrealism: Fish.
  • 38. Realism: I think I need to take a shit.
  • 39. Denialism: what shit?
  • 40. Minimalism: Shit.
  • 41. Procrastinationism: I’ll take care of this shit… tomorrow.
  • 42. Repressionism: I’ll hold this shit in forever.
  • 43. Idealism:
    I can deal with any shit.
  • 44. Democracy: Everyone has the same opportunity to make shit happen.
  • 45. Anarchism:
    We are allowed to shit when we want.
    We are allowed to shit where we want.
    We should be allowed to shit what we want.
  • 46. Conservatism: Shit Happens, but not right now.
  • 47. Materialism: Whoever dies with the most shit wins.
  • 48. Utilitarianism: Whatever does the most shit for the most people is best.
  • 49. Apathism:
    I don’t give a shit.
  • 50. Optimism:
    Shit will never happen.
  • 51. Pessimism:
    One of these days, shit will happen.
  • 52. Purism:
    If shit has to happen, let ONLY shit happen.
  • 53. Empiricism: Prove that shit!
  • 54. Epistemology:
    How do you know that shit?
  • 55. Sadism:
    I will shit on you!
  • 56. Let’s not fight over Religion!
    Do we really need to create reasons to despise one another?
    Universal Code:
    Accept & Understand each other without any one getting hurt
    © Shit happens http://aman.members.sonic.net/shit-happens.html