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1. © Religion Shit List (and other) Theologies, Ideologies & Philosophies about… Shit Pictures taken from Google Images Presentation by: Petite Poopette

2. Taoism: Shit happens.

3. Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.

4. Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not. Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?

5. Shintoism: Shit is everywhere.

6. Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.

7. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

8. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

9. Mysticism: Just experience shit happening.

10. Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

11. Agnosticism: Nobody knows why shit happens.

12. Egotism: I AM shit.

13. Gnosticism: I know why shit happens but will not tell you.

14. Cartesianism: Shit happens to me, therefore it exists.

15. Platonism: There is ideal shit happening somewhere.

16. Stoicism: I do not care if shit happens.

17. Atheism: Shit just happens and that is all there is to it. #2: I don’t believe this shit!

18. Epicureanism: Let us party while shit does not happen.

19. Cynicism: Of course shit happens.

20. Utopianism: This shit does not stink.

21. From MissCimota New Ageism: This isn’t shit if I really believe it’s chocolate.

22. Capitalism: That’s MY shit.

23. Communism: It’s everybody’s shit.

24. Darwinism: This shit was once food.

25. Feminism: Men are shit.

26. Existentialism: Shit doesn’t happen; shit IS. Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?

27. Creationism: God made all shit.

28. Commercialism: Let’s package this shit.

29. Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.

30. Nihilism: No shit.

31. Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.

32. Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.

33. Calvinism: Shit happens because you don’t work.

34. Transcendental Meditation: Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit…

35. Jehovah’s Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens. #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit? #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.

36. Astrology: Uranus transits.

37. Surrealism: Fish.

38. Realism: I think I need to take a shit.

39. Denialism: what shit?

40. Minimalism: Shit.

41. Procrastinationism: I’ll take care of this shit… tomorrow.

42. Repressionism: I’ll hold this shit in forever.

43. Idealism: I can deal with any shit.

44. Democracy: Everyone has the same opportunity to make shit happen.

45. Anarchism: We are allowed to shit when we want. We are allowed to shit where we want. We should be allowed to shit what we want.

46. Conservatism: Shit Happens, but not right now.

47. Materialism: Whoever dies with the most shit wins.

48. Utilitarianism: Whatever does the most shit for the most people is best.

49. Apathism: I don’t give a shit.

50. Optimism: Shit will never happen.

51. Pessimism: One of these days, shit will happen.

52. Purism: If shit has to happen, let ONLY shit happen.

53. Empiricism: Prove that shit!

54. Epistemology: How do you know that shit?

55. Sadism: I will shit on you!

56. Let’s not fight over Religion! Do we really need to create reasons to despise one another? Universal Code: Accept & Understand each other without any one getting hurt © Shit happens http://aman.members.sonic.net/shit-happens.html