© Religion Shit List (and other)<br />Theologies, Ideologies & Philosophies about… <br />Shit<br />Pictures taken from Goo...
Taoism: Shit happens.<br />
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.<br />
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.<br />Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?<br />
Shintoism: Shit is everywhere.<br />
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.<br />
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?<br />
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.<br />
Mysticism: Just experience shit happening.<br />
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.<br />
Agnosticism: Nobody knows why shit happens.<br />
Egotism: I <br />AM <br />shit. <br />
Gnosticism: I know why shit happens but will not tell you.<br />
Cartesianism: Shit happens to me, therefore it exists.<br />
Platonism: There is ideal shit happening somewhere.<br />
Stoicism: I do not care if shit happens.<br />
Atheism: Shit just happens and that is all there is to it.<br />#2: I don’t believe this shit!<br />
Epicureanism: Let us party while shit does not happen.<br />
Cynicism: Of course shit happens.<br />
Utopianism: This shit does not stink. <br />
From MissCimota<br />New Ageism: This isn’t shit if I really believe it’s chocolate.<br />
Capitalism: That’s MY shit.<br />
Communism: It’s everybody’s shit.<br />
Darwinism: This shit was once food.<br />
Feminism: Men are shit.<br />
Existentialism: Shit doesn’t happen; shit IS.<br />Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?<br />
Creationism: God made all shit. <br />
Commercialism: Let’s package this shit.<br />
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.<br />
Nihilism: No shit.<br />
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.<br />
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.<br />
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don’t work.<br />
Transcendental Meditation: Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit…<br />
Jehovah’s Witnesses: <br />>Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.<br />#2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of ou...
Astrology: Uranus transits.<br />
Surrealism: Fish.<br />
Realism: I think I need to take a shit.<br />
Denialism: what shit?<br />
Minimalism: Shit.<br />
Procrastinationism: I’ll take care of this shit… tomorrow.<br />
Repressionism:  I’ll hold this shit in forever.<br />
Idealism:<br />I can deal with any shit.<br />
Democracy: Everyone has the same opportunity to make shit happen.<br />
Anarchism:<br />We are allowed to shit when we want.<br />We are allowed to shit where we want.<br />We should be allowed ...
Conservatism: Shit Happens, but not right now.<br />
Materialism: Whoever dies with the most shit wins.<br />
Utilitarianism: Whatever does the most shit for the most people is best.<br />
Apathism:<br />I don’t give a shit.<br />
Optimism: <br />Shit will never happen.<br />
Pessimism: <br />One of these days, shit will happen.<br />
Purism:<br />If shit has to happen, let ONLY shit happen.<br />
Empiricism: Prove that shit!<br />
Epistemology: <br />How do you know that shit?<br />
Sadism:<br /> I will shit on you!<br />
Let’s not fight over Religion!<br />Do we really need to create reasons to despise one another?<br />Universal Code:<br />...
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There's been too much fighting over religion .. :| .. why can't there be some humor?.. :O .. ^-^ .. :')
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  1. 1. © Religion Shit List (and other)<br />Theologies, Ideologies & Philosophies about… <br />Shit<br />Pictures taken from Google Images<br />Presentation by: Petite Poopette<br />
  2. 2. Taoism: Shit happens.<br />
  3. 3. Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.<br />
  4. 4. Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.<br />Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?<br />
  5. 5. Shintoism: Shit is everywhere.<br />
  6. 6. Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.<br />
  7. 7. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?<br />
  8. 8. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.<br />
  9. 9. Mysticism: Just experience shit happening.<br />
  10. 10. Hinduism: This shit has happened before.<br />
  11. 11. Agnosticism: Nobody knows why shit happens.<br />
  12. 12. Egotism: I <br />AM <br />shit. <br />
  13. 13. Gnosticism: I know why shit happens but will not tell you.<br />
  14. 14. Cartesianism: Shit happens to me, therefore it exists.<br />
  15. 15. Platonism: There is ideal shit happening somewhere.<br />
  16. 16. Stoicism: I do not care if shit happens.<br />
  17. 17. Atheism: Shit just happens and that is all there is to it.<br />#2: I don’t believe this shit!<br />
  18. 18. Epicureanism: Let us party while shit does not happen.<br />
  19. 19. Cynicism: Of course shit happens.<br />
  20. 20. Utopianism: This shit does not stink. <br />
  21. 21. From MissCimota<br />New Ageism: This isn’t shit if I really believe it’s chocolate.<br />
  22. 22. Capitalism: That’s MY shit.<br />
  23. 23. Communism: It’s everybody’s shit.<br />
  24. 24. Darwinism: This shit was once food.<br />
  25. 25. Feminism: Men are shit.<br />
  26. 26. Existentialism: Shit doesn’t happen; shit IS.<br />Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?<br />
  27. 27. Creationism: God made all shit. <br />
  28. 28. Commercialism: Let’s package this shit.<br />
  29. 29. Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.<br />
  30. 30. Nihilism: No shit.<br />
  31. 31. Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.<br />
  32. 32. Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.<br />
  33. 33. Calvinism: Shit happens because you don’t work.<br />
  34. 34. Transcendental Meditation: Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit…<br />
  35. 35. Jehovah’s Witnesses: <br />>Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.<br />#2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?<br />#3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.<br />
  36. 36. Astrology: Uranus transits.<br />
  37. 37. Surrealism: Fish.<br />
  38. 38. Realism: I think I need to take a shit.<br />
  39. 39. Denialism: what shit?<br />
  40. 40. Minimalism: Shit.<br />
  41. 41. Procrastinationism: I’ll take care of this shit… tomorrow.<br />
  42. 42. Repressionism: I’ll hold this shit in forever.<br />
  43. 43. Idealism:<br />I can deal with any shit.<br />
  44. 44. Democracy: Everyone has the same opportunity to make shit happen.<br />
  45. 45. Anarchism:<br />We are allowed to shit when we want.<br />We are allowed to shit where we want.<br />We should be allowed to shit what we want.<br />
  46. 46. Conservatism: Shit Happens, but not right now.<br />
  47. 47. Materialism: Whoever dies with the most shit wins.<br />
  48. 48. Utilitarianism: Whatever does the most shit for the most people is best.<br />
  49. 49. Apathism:<br />I don’t give a shit.<br />
  50. 50. Optimism: <br />Shit will never happen.<br />
  51. 51. Pessimism: <br />One of these days, shit will happen.<br />
  52. 52. Purism:<br />If shit has to happen, let ONLY shit happen.<br />
  53. 53. Empiricism: Prove that shit!<br />
  54. 54. Epistemology: <br />How do you know that shit?<br />
  55. 55. Sadism:<br /> I will shit on you!<br />
  56. 56. Let’s not fight over Religion!<br />Do we really need to create reasons to despise one another?<br />Universal Code:<br />Accept & Understand each other without any one getting hurt<br />© Shit happens http://aman.members.sonic.net/shit-happens.html<br />
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