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Shit Happens ^-^



There's been too much fighting over religion .. :| .. why can't there be some humor?.. :O .. ^-^ .. :')

There's been too much fighting over religion .. :| .. why can't there be some humor?.. :O .. ^-^ .. :')
warning: obscene synonym for "poop" will be overused..



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    Shit Happens ^-^ Shit Happens ^-^ Presentation Transcript

    • © Religion Shit List (and other)
      Theologies, Ideologies & Philosophies about…
      Pictures taken from Google Images
      Presentation by: Petite Poopette
    • Taoism: Shit happens.
    • Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
    • Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
      Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
    • Shintoism: Shit is everywhere.
    • Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
    • Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
    • Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
    • Mysticism: Just experience shit happening.
    • Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
    • Agnosticism: Nobody knows why shit happens.
    • Egotism: I
    • Gnosticism: I know why shit happens but will not tell you.
    • Cartesianism: Shit happens to me, therefore it exists.
    • Platonism: There is ideal shit happening somewhere.
    • Stoicism: I do not care if shit happens.
    • Atheism: Shit just happens and that is all there is to it.
      #2: I don’t believe this shit!
    • Epicureanism: Let us party while shit does not happen.
    • Cynicism: Of course shit happens.
    • Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
    • From MissCimota
      New Ageism: This isn’t shit if I really believe it’s chocolate.
    • Capitalism: That’s MY shit.
    • Communism: It’s everybody’s shit.
    • Darwinism: This shit was once food.
    • Feminism: Men are shit.
    • Existentialism: Shit doesn’t happen; shit IS.
      Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
    • Creationism: God made all shit.
    • Commercialism: Let’s package this shit.
    • Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
    • Nihilism: No shit.
    • Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
    • Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
    • Calvinism: Shit happens because you don’t work.
    • Transcendental Meditation: Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit…
    • Jehovah’s Witnesses:
      >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
      #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
      #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
    • Astrology: Uranus transits.
    • Surrealism: Fish.
    • Realism: I think I need to take a shit.
    • Denialism: what shit?
    • Minimalism: Shit.
    • Procrastinationism: I’ll take care of this shit… tomorrow.
    • Repressionism: I’ll hold this shit in forever.
    • Idealism:
      I can deal with any shit.
    • Democracy: Everyone has the same opportunity to make shit happen.
    • Anarchism:
      We are allowed to shit when we want.
      We are allowed to shit where we want.
      We should be allowed to shit what we want.
    • Conservatism: Shit Happens, but not right now.
    • Materialism: Whoever dies with the most shit wins.
    • Utilitarianism: Whatever does the most shit for the most people is best.
    • Apathism:
      I don’t give a shit.
    • Optimism:
      Shit will never happen.
    • Pessimism:
      One of these days, shit will happen.
    • Purism:
      If shit has to happen, let ONLY shit happen.
    • Empiricism: Prove that shit!
    • Epistemology:
      How do you know that shit?
    • Sadism:
      I will shit on you!
    • Let’s not fight over Religion!
      Do we really need to create reasons to despise one another?
      Universal Code:
      Accept & Understand each other without any one getting hurt
      © Shit happens