1. Camping Trip
Packing List!
So are you ready for a fun night camping in the
woods? Here is a list of things to remember to
make sure your trip is memorable in a
good way!
Don’t forget…
...your flashlight! You definitely want to
be able to see in the dark so you can make
sure to stay away from all those creepy
crawlers including Sexually Transmitted
Disease’s (STDs), like crabs.
...your tent/tarp! Not only does it help keep you dry when it rains, but
it also protects you from the wind and other wild
animals, even those wild exotic boys. Your
tent is kind of like a condom; it’s an
effective barrier between you
and the vast wilderness of
animals! Let’s face it, we
are all sexual animals;
many of us on the prowl
for a piece of meat.
Always use a condom
between you and
that HOT sexual beast of
a man so you don’t
get mauled by
an STD!
So are you ready for a fun night camping in the
woods? Here is a list of things to remember to
make sure your trip is memorable in a
good way!
Don’t forget…
...your flashlight! You definitely want to
be able to see in the dark so you can make
sure to stay away from all those creepy
crawlers including Sexually Transmitted
Disease’s (STDs), like crabs.
...your tent/tarp! Not only does it help keep you dry when it rains, but
it also protects you from the wind and other wild
animals, even those wild exotic boys. Your
tent is kind of like a condom; it’s an
effective barrier between you
and the vast wilderness of
animals! Let’s face it, we
are all sexual animals;
many of us on the prowl
for a piece of meat.
Always use a condom
between you and
that HOT sexual beast of
a man so you don’t
get mauled by
an STD!
Camping Trip
Packing List!

2. …your water bottle! Make sure to take enough drinking water for those
long hikes and sexual escapades in the woods! Always quench your thirst and
replace the fluids you’ve lost! Your little “Jimmy” also needs some water
based lube when he’s busy exercising. Apply water based lube frequently
while having sex because water-based lube protects your condom from
breaking. Always carry lube just like you would carry water because you
never know when you just might need it!
...food including hot dogs and smores! We all know that it can get hot
while cooking food on the campfire! Remember to not burn yourself so make
sure to look before you bite into that delicious campfire “hot dog”! Be aware
that most STDs may be contracted without any symptoms, so a lack of
symptoms is not necessarily a clean bill of health. So add a flavored condom
to make that “hot dog” extra yummy! Maybe even try a smore flavored
condom ;-) It never hurts trying hot dogs with new flavors!
...to check yourself for ticks! After a fun-filled weekend outdoors, always
check your body for ticks and bug bites. Remember you can keep yourself
healthy by getting tested for STDs too. Every sexually active person should
get tested regularly for all STDs in all the areas of the body where they are
having sex. A good guideline is every three months for most STDs and every
six months for HIV!
For more information and testing sites, please visit:
www.WeAreMembersOfThisCommunity.org
…your water bottle! Make sure to take enough drinking water for those
long hikes and sexual escapades in the woods! Always quench your thirst and
replace the fluids you’ve lost! Your little “Jimmy” also needs some water-
based lube when he’s busy exercising. Apply water-based lube frequently
while having sex because water-based lube protects your condom from
breaking. Always carry lube just like you would carry water because you
never know when you just might need it!
...food including hot dogs and smores! We all know that it can get hot
while cooking food on the campfire! Remember to not burn yourself so make
sure to look before you bite into that delicious campfire “hot dog”! Be aware
that most STDs may be contracted without any symptoms, so a lack of
symptoms is not necessarily a clean bill of health. So add a flavored condom
to make that “hot dog” extra yummy! Maybe even try a smore flavored
condom ;-) It never hurts trying hot dogs with new flavors!
...to check yourself for ticks! After a fun-filled weekend outdoors, always
check your body for ticks and bug bites. Remember you can keep yourself
healthy by getting tested for STDs too. Every sexually active person should
get tested regularly for all STDs in all the areas of the body where they are
having sex. A good guideline is every three months for most STDs and every
six months for HIV!
For more information and testing sites, please visit:
www.WeAreMembersOfThisCommunity.org