A presentation by Simon Simon Jiménez

1. How not toHow not to

2. WhoWho

4. ProblemsProblems

5. last_insert_idlast_insert_id

6. expected lessexpected less

7. too stupid to scaletoo stupid to scale
correctlycorrectly

8. automated jobs ->automated jobs ->
time bombtime bomb

9. now.. lets hang withnow.. lets hang with
elasticacheelasticache

10. no rapid deploymentno rapid deployment
modemode

11. cache ALL thecache ALL the
redirectsredirects

12. deprecated cryptodeprecated crypto

13. redis cluster &redis cluster &
php 7+php 7+

14. efsefs
(oder: ffs)(oder: ffs)

15. turbo modeturbo mode
(batteries included)(batteries included)

16. Nice thingsNice things

17. aurora!aurora!
schema change:

18. aurora!aurora!
readers
"usually much less than 100 milliseconds"

19. cloudfrontcloudfront

20. s3 + imgixs3 + imgix