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Blague: Sarkozy, Chirac et la norvégienne

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blague: Sarkozy, Chirac et une norvégienne sont dans un train. Ils passent sous un tunnel et ils se retrouvent dans le noir...

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Blague: Sarkozy, Chirac et la norvégienne

  1. 1. Un beau jour, dans un train
  2. 2. Chirac Sarkozy et une belle norvégienne
  3. 3. voyagent dans le même compartiment
  4. 4. Ils roulent ainsi, sans se parler, sans que rien ne se passe, pendant des heures
  5. 5. Quand soudain, un tunnel vient plonger le train dans l'obscurité la plus totale
  6. 6. On entend alors un bruit de bisou immédiatement suivi d'un monumental bruit de baffe
  7. 7. Quand le tunnel se termine et que la lumière revient
  8. 8. Chirac et la norvégienne sont assis comme si de rien n'était...
  9. 9. Sarkozy lui, qui vient de se manger une baffe, se tient la tête à 2 mains, visiblement sonné !
  10. 10. Il se dit : Chirac a dû embrasser la norvégienne, elle a cru que c'était moi et m'a collé un pain ?!
  11. 11. La norvégienne pense : Sarkozy a dû vouloir m'embrasser, a loupé son coup et a embrassé Chirac qui n'a pas apprécié ?!
  12. 12. Et Chirac se dit : Au prochain tunnel, je refais le bruit du bisou et j'en colle une autre à Sarko !

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