1. U naletu sveopćeg uguzivanja EU promijenit će se i nazivi gradova:
Bakar - Copper
Baška Voda - Just like Water
Beli Manastir - White Abbey
Bistra - Clear
Bol - Pain
Crikvenica - Littlechurch
Čabar - Whatbar
Čista Mala - Pure Small
Čavoglave - Thompson Village
Dicmo - Wherearewe
Dražice - Clitorises
Drvenik - Woodville
Dugi otok - Long Island
Dugo Selo - Long Village
Đurđevac - Georgetown
Golubić - Pigeonville
Ivanec - Littlejohn
Jastrebarsko - Hawk City
Karlovac - Dickhunter
Kaštel Novi - Newcastle
Konjščina - Horse City
Krapina - Neandertal City
Krapinske Toplice - Neandertal City Spa
Križevci - Crossville
Kumrovec - Godfater City
Kutina - Angletexaco
Lepoglava -Pretyhead
Ludbreg - Madhall
Mrzlo Polje - Cold Field
Neviđane - Notlooking
Novalja - NoOK
Omiš - O'mouse
Orahovica - Walnutville
Ploče - Panels
Poreč - Halfword
Pregrada - Barrier
Pušća - Leak
Rijeka - River town

2. Ruskamen - Russianrock
Sali - With Lee
Samobor - Onlypine
sisak - Boobsy
Sokolovac - Hawkville
Split - Kerum Town
Suhopolje - Dryfield
Svinjarevci - Swineville
Šarengrad - Multicolor Town
Tučepi - Herecorks
Turopolje - Assfield
Veliko Trgovišće - Great Marketville
Virovitica - Whirlpoolbird
Zabok - Behindhip
Zadar - 4gift
Zagreb - Scrabble Town
Zaprešić - Behind little squeezer