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How to Sneak
Accessibility into Your
Project Without Anybody
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4. „Inside every large problem is a small problem
struggling to get out.“
- Hoare’s Law of Large Programs

5. „Work expands so as to fill the time available
for its completion.“
- Parkinson’s Law

7. „Any piece of software reflects the
organizational structure that produced it.“
- Conway’s Law

9. „There are three kinds of men: The ones that
learn by reading. The few who learn by obser-
vation. The rest of them have to pee on the
electric fence.“
- Will Rogers

12. „You cannot reduce the complexity of a given
task beyond a certain point. Once you’ve
reached that point, you can only shift the
burden around.“
- Tesler’s Law of Conservation as Complexity

15. „Adding manpower to a late software project
makes it even later.“
- Tesler’s Law of Conservation as Complexity
„Adding accessibility to a late project makes it
even laterer.“
-Me

23. „The single biggest problem in communica-
tion is the illusion that it has taken place.“
- George Bernard Shaw

26. „The first 90% of the code accounts for the
first 90% of the development time. The
remaining 10% of the code accounts for the
other 90% of the development time.“
- Ninety-ninety Law

27. „A task always takes longer than you expect,
even when you take into account Hofstadter’s
Law.“
- Hofstadter’s Law

28. „People under time pressure
don’t think faster.“
- Lister’s Law

29. „Whatever the state of a project, the time a
project-leader will estimate for completion
is constant.“
- Hartree’s Law

39. „We can make a Web site work with zero
hearing. We can make one work with zero
vision. We can even make a Web site work
with almost zero movement. But we can’t
make a Web site work with zero cognition.“
– Joe Clark, @media conference 2007

41. „The explanation requiring the fewest
assumptions is most likely to be correct.“
- Occam’s Razor

43. „The only way of discovering the limits
of the possible is to venture a little way
past them into the impossible.“
- Clarke’s Second Law

45. Thanks for Listening!

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