e How to Sneak Accessibility
into Your Project Without Anybody Noticing It. c

„Inside every large problem is
a small problem struggling to get out.“ - Hoare’s Law of Large Programs

„Work expands so as to
fill the time available for its completion.“ - Parkinson’s Law

„Any piece of software reflects
the organizational structure that produced it.“ - Conway’s Law

„There are three kinds of
men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by obser- vation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.“ - Will Rogers

„You cannot reduce the complexity
of a given task beyond a certain point. Once you’ve reached that point, you can only shift the burden around.“ - Tesler’s Law of Conservation as Complexity

„Adding manpower to a late
software project makes it even later.“ - Tesler’s Law of Conservation as Complexity „Adding accessibility to a late project makes it even laterer.“ -Me

„The single biggest problem in
communica- tion is the illusion that it has taken place.“ - George Bernard Shaw

„The first 90% of the
code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time.“ - Ninety-ninety Law

„A task always takes longer
than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter’s Law.“ - Hofstadter’s Law

„People under time pressure don’t
think faster.“ - Lister’s Law

„Whatever the state of a
project, the time a project-leader will estimate for completion is constant.“ - Hartree’s Law

„We can make a Web
site work with zero hearing. We can make one work with zero vision. We can even make a Web site work with almost zero movement. But we can’t make a Web site work with zero cognition.“ – Joe Clark, @media conference 2007

„The explanation requiring the fewest
assumptions is most likely to be correct.“ - Occam’s Razor

„The only way of discovering
the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.“ - Clarke’s Second Law

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