1. INTERGALACTICAL MESSAGE GOOD MORNING, MY LITTLE EARTHLING LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF : I AM AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL AND I COME FROM THE CONSTELLATION YOU CALL ORION IN ORDER TO REMAIN INCOGNITO, I HAVE DISGUISED MYSELF AS AN E-MAIL AND RIGHT NOW I AM HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH YOUR EYEBALLS I DO KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT, BECAUSE I CAN SEE A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING, WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE HAD AN ORGASM QUICKLY PASS ME ON TO YOUR NEIGHBOUR, AS I AM STILL QUITE EXCITED BYE, FOR NOW IT WAS A PLEASURE FOR ME….. MY PHOTO IS ATTACHED