Two pieces of Humor/Jokes with LIFE Lessons for Reflection

1. Wisdom
From A
Laugh 125
Chinese Meal
A couple went for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and
ordered the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brought the
meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife was about to serve herself, the lid of the
pot rose slightly and she briefly saw two beady little eyes
looking around before the lid slammed back down.
"Good grief, did you see that?" she asked her husband.
He hadn’t, so she asked him to look in the pot. He
reached for it and again the lid rose, and he saw two little
eyes looking around before it slammed down.
Rather perturbed, he called the waiter over, explained
what was happening, and demanded an explanation.
"Please sir," said the waiter, "what you ordered?"
The husband replied, "Chicken Surprise."
"Ah, so sorry," said the waiter, "I brought you Peeking
Duck"
Reflection:
Life is full of twists, surprises and shocks. Just when
one thinks a happening is shocking, a statement comes
that is even more shocking.

2. Wisdom
From A
Laugh 126
What's in a Name
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one
day and told him to come into his office. "What is your
name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new
guy.
"John," the new guy replied.
The manager scowled, "Look, I don't know what kind
of a namby-pamby place you worked at before, but I
don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds
familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I
refer to my employees by their last name only - Smith,
Jones, Baker - that's all. I am to be referred to only as
Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is
your last name?"
The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. My name is
John Darling."
"Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you…
Reflection
Sometimes one has to bend one’s rules or usual ways of
doing things according to circumstances.