A document asks which item does not belong from a list of items, and states that if anything other than a fishing pole is chosen, the reader is already dead. It then identifies itself as coming from The Gun Channel, which keeps people zombie free 24/7, and clarifies that a fishing pole cannot be used to kill zombies.

1. Which one of these items does not belong?

6. If you said anything other than the fishing pole, you’re already dead.

8. You can’t kill a zombie with a fishing pole. Dumbass………..