1. Welcome to Drake University!

2. After four years of memories you will be …

3. ? ? ? ? Not sure? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? It’s ok. We’ll help you.

4. But you and your sorority sisters will be… If you’re a girl you’ll be... An Alumna alumnae

5. But when all of your football buddies hang out together you become... If you’re a boy you’ll be... An alumnus alumni

6. But when everyone has completed their education Everyone is alumni!