This document discusses a new algorithm called SHIWA that aims to be an "aggregate" or unified approach for black-box optimization problems, analogous to the fictional cosmic entity Cthulhu being capable of everything. SHIWA is designed to automatically select the most appropriate optimization method for a given black-box problem, whether continuous or discrete, noisy or noise-free, and can evaluate solutions sequentially or in parallel. The algorithm is part of the open-source Nevergrad Python library and has been tested on a variety of benchmarks.