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Policy Police
                  Volume II. Number 6.
                  Up Close and Personalised. Episode 6.




As soon as I clocked
Angelus, I recognised
her.

Having her around
probably wasn’t going to
be good news.
It’s her!
The FED.
I know you.
   I’ve met
 you before.




      In …
     Wales….




   I’m a cross-
 border entity.
I’ve got a higher
      calling.
You could have
 told me you
 were moving.


   Saved the
 taxpayer my
 expenses for
tailing the van.




   We have to put
   some distance
    between us
       and….
She’s the least
   of your
   worries.




   There are
 forces at work
 at the Agency.
I always thought
    they were
  incompetent
   nonentities.
                    That’s what
                   makes them so
                    dangerous.
Some powerful
 people have
 staked their
knighthoods on
   this one.




      Be careful.
You’ve
            worked with
               her?




A while back.
 She’s got a
rep for being
… persuasive.




          Uh huh.
It’s like she
  can read your
  mind and make
  you change it.


    Like a Jedi.




Better wear
the lead-line
  hat then.
Clive
               Betteridge
                    .




It’s been decided that I’m
  Project Managing your
   Relationship with the
Goodfellow Implementation.
…and what do
 you do the
 rest of the
    time.
I’m Technology
    Evangelist for
     the Project.


       You forgot
          your
      tambourine.


Hrmph...
But first, complete
                    the Mandatory
                  Induction Package.




  I’ve already
done the Agency
   induction.            This is Project
                           Induction.
                                              It’s
                                           Mandatory.
I’ll just log you
              into your
           Personalised
         Learning Space.




              Personal!


          Cool!


So I get to
  choose
  stuff.
No.


                It’s decided
              that this is the
              Choice for you.




      It’s Packaged
      to match your
         Profile.
So I can’t
     do anything.



   You can
  Flavour it.


Colour
it in.


  Sort of. Now
   enter your
   Password.
Seems
sneaky.
              It’s better
              than that.


     The Algorithm
  behind this ensures
   you get just what
       we need.

                    Just In
                     Time.
But… this is
  Higher
 Learning.


I don’t get
 access to
some of this
   stuff.

          Hey!



  Information
   Security.
Do you think they’d
just pull somebody off
  the streets of the
  Old Neighbourhood
  for a job like this?
Ah.



 Ha, hah!




Of course
  not.




    To be continued…

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Up Close And Personalised Episode 6

  • 1. Policy Police Volume II. Number 6. Up Close and Personalised. Episode 6. As soon as I clocked Angelus, I recognised her. Having her around probably wasn’t going to be good news.
  • 3. I know you. I’ve met you before. In … Wales…. I’m a cross- border entity. I’ve got a higher calling.
  • 4. You could have told me you were moving. Saved the taxpayer my expenses for tailing the van. We have to put some distance between us and….
  • 5. She’s the least of your worries. There are forces at work at the Agency.
  • 6. I always thought they were incompetent nonentities. That’s what makes them so dangerous.
  • 7. Some powerful people have staked their knighthoods on this one. Be careful.
  • 8. You’ve worked with her? A while back. She’s got a rep for being … persuasive. Uh huh.
  • 9. It’s like she can read your mind and make you change it. Like a Jedi. Better wear the lead-line hat then.
  • 10. Clive Betteridge . It’s been decided that I’m Project Managing your Relationship with the Goodfellow Implementation.
  • 11. …and what do you do the rest of the time.
  • 12. I’m Technology Evangelist for the Project. You forgot your tambourine. Hrmph...
  • 13. But first, complete the Mandatory Induction Package. I’ve already done the Agency induction. This is Project Induction. It’s Mandatory.
  • 14. I’ll just log you into your Personalised Learning Space. Personal! Cool! So I get to choose stuff.
  • 15. No. It’s decided that this is the Choice for you. It’s Packaged to match your Profile.
  • 16. So I can’t do anything. You can Flavour it. Colour it in. Sort of. Now enter your Password.
  • 17. Seems sneaky. It’s better than that. The Algorithm behind this ensures you get just what we need. Just In Time.
  • 18. But… this is Higher Learning. I don’t get access to some of this stuff. Hey! Information Security.
  • 19. Do you think they’d just pull somebody off the streets of the Old Neighbourhood for a job like this?
  • 20. Ah. Ha, hah! Of course not. To be continued…