Four men were showing off what their cats could do. The engineer's cat drew shapes, the accountant's cat divided cookies evenly, and the chemist's cat precisely measured milk. When it was the government employee's turn, his cat ate the cookies, drank the milk, defecated on the paper, mated with the other cats, claimed a back injury from doing so, filed a report for unsafe working conditions, applied for workers compensation, and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave. This was meant to portray an unproductive government worker.