Delevan was an ugly ogre who spent his days chasing women and winking at them. After winking excessively at an ugly ogress, his eye became stuck shut. Over time his lone eye shifted to the center of his face, making him a cyclops. He settled down with a blinded ogress and had one-eyed cyclops children. Future cyclops are predicted to have advanced technology like laser beams in their eyes and powerful lenses, allowing them to see far and become smarter than humans.

2. Long ago, the first cyclops was
just a regular ogre. His name
was Delevan. He was big, ugly,
and very unpleasant to be
around. He spent his days
lumbering around and being of
little use to society.

3. One thing Delevan did do, however, was chase after
women. He was always trying to get a date with as
many ogresses as possible.
Hey. What
are you up
to later?

4. Because he was also trying to hit on women, he was
also winking at them. He would wink thousands of
times a day.

5. One day, after seeing a
particularly large and hideous
ogress, he winked so much, that
he found he couldn’t reopen the
eye that was closed. He resorted
to wearing an eye patch to cover
his oddly closed eye.

6. He fell into a deep depression. He was
so sad that he couldn‘t hit on women
anymore by winking at them. However,
women were attracted to his pirate-like
looks. One day, after taking off the eye
patch, he found that his eye had
completed fused shut. He was now left
with only one eye on the one side of his
face.
I’m half
blind! Help!

7. Over time, the eye
shifted to the middle of
his face, since it was
the only one he had.
He learned to
respectfully blink at
women when he
spoke to them.

8. He eventually settled down with a hideous ogre that
had been blinded in a skiing accident at twelve. One
eye plus zero eyes makes one eye total, so they had
hideous, one-eyed cyclops children.

9. In the future, the cyclops will be very advanced. Some
popular stories tell of him being able shoot powerful
laser beams from his eye.

10. I believe the cyclops will be almost a robot, with a powerful
lens on his eye that can see great distances. It can be used
as a telescope or powerful microscope.

11. The cyclops will come a long
way from the origins of being
disrespectful towards women.
In time, the cyclops’s huge
advancements in technology
will cause them to become
smarter than humans. They will
proliferate and enslave us all.