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The Big Red Button
The document describes an interaction with a big red button that talks. It warns the reader not to press it, but they keep pressing it anyway. After multiple warnings, the button claims that pressing it again will cause the world to explode, which it says the reader has now done by pressing it once more, killing everyone except themselves due to their obsession with pressing red buttons.
The Big Red Button
- 1. The Big RedButton
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- 3. Hello I amthe Big Red Button
- 4. You like BigRed Buttons don’t you?
- 5. You like pressingthem huh?
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- 8. Argh you crazyperson!
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- 13. Stop it orill make you laugh!
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- 17. Press me andthe world will explode!
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- 20. OMG YOU JUSTBLEW UP THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- 21. AND YOU DON’TCARE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR JUST OBSEST WITH PRESSING RED BUTTONS!!!!!!!!!!!
- 22. Stop PRESSING MEYOUR DEAD LIKE EVERYONE ELLS YOU KNEW