This document claims to have extensively researched the female brain and identified various glands that control different behaviors. It lists a series of glands that allegedly trigger behaviors like compulsive shopping, shoe purchases, gossip, remembering birthdays, developing complexes about weight, and more. However, the document provides no credible scientific evidence or sources to support these extraordinary claims about the female brain.

1. Female brain This is the result of extensive and detailed research to explore the grey matter and the areas of the female brain that women frequently use. *Proven in 97.99% of women over the age of 21 AIGM130999

2. Divided according to the gland in use. Ability to drive .

3. Dividido según la Glándula en uso. Gland that generates compulsive shopping. Ability to drive .

4. Dividido según la Glándula en uso. Gland that generates compulsive shopping Ability to drive . Gland that triggers shoe purchases.

5. Dividido según la Glándula en uso. Gland that triggers shoe purchases Gland that generates compulsive shopping Ability to drive . Initiative for sex

6. Dividido según la Glándula en uso. Gland that triggers shoe purchases Gland that generates compulsive shopping Ability to drive . Initiative for sex Talk, talk, whinge, whine and threaten.

7. Dividido según la Glándula en uso. Gland that triggers shoe purchases Gland that generates compulsive shopping Ability to drive . Initiative for sex Talk, talk, whinge, whine and threaten. Remember diets.

8. Dividido según la Glándula en uso. Gland that triggers shoe purchases Gland that generates compulsive shopping Ability to drive . Initiative for sex Talk, talk, whinge, whine and threaten Remember diets. . Gland to develop a fat complex

9. Dividido según la Glándula en uso. Gland that triggers shoe purchases Gland that generates compulsive shopping Ability to drive . Metal, jewellery & money detector. Initiative for sex Talk, talk, whinge, whine and threaten Remember diets. Gland to develop a fat complex

10. Dividido según la Glándula en uso. Gland that triggers shoe purchases Gland that generates compulsive shopping Ability to drive . Metal, jewellery & money detector. Ability to remember birthdays & anniversaries. Initiative for sex Talk, talk, whinge, whine and threaten Remember diets. . Gland to develop a fat complex

11. Dividido según la Glándula en uso. Gland that triggers shoe purchases Gland that generates compulsive shopping Ability to drive . Metal, jewellery & money detector Ability to remember birthdays & anniversaries. . Headache generator Initiative for sex Talk, talk, whinge, whine and threaten. Remember diets. Gland to develop a fat complex

12. Dividido según la Glándula en uso. Gland that triggers shoe purchases Gland that generates compulsive shopping Ability to drive Metal, jewellery & money detector. Ability to remember birthdays & anniversaries . . Frontal for rumours and gossip Headache generator Initiative for sex Talk, talk, whinge, whine and threaten. Remember diets. . Gland to develop a fat complex

13. Dividido según la Glándula en uso. Gland that triggers shoe purchases. Gland that generates compulsive shopping Ability to drive . Metal, jewellery & money detector Ability to remember birthdays & anniversaries. Frontal del Rumor y el Chisme Gland to perceive bad things that man do Headache generator Initiative for sex . Talk, talk, whinge, whine and threaten. Remember diets. Gland to develop a fat complex

14. Dividido según la Glándula en uso. Gland that triggers shoe purchases Gland that generates compulsive shopping Ability to drive. Metal, jewellery & money detector Ability to remember birthdays & anniversaries. Frontal del Rumor y el Chisme Gland to perceive bad things that men do Headache generator Initiative for sex Gland to perceive the good things That men do Talk, talk, whinge, whine and threaten Remember diets . . Gland to develop a fat complex

15. Dividido según la Glándula en uso. Gland that triggers shoe purchases Gland that generates compulsive shopping Ability to drive . Metal, jewellery & money detector Ability to remember birthdays & anniversaries. Frontal for rumours and gossip Gland to perceive bad things that men do Headache generator Initiative for sex Gland to perceive the good things That men do Talk, talk, whinge, whine and threaten. Remember diets. . Ability to talk on the phone Gland to develop a fat complex

16. Dividido según la Glándula en uso. Gland that triggers shoe purchases Gland that generates compulsive shopping Ability to drive Metal, jewellery & money detector Ability to remember birthdays & anniversaries. Frontal for rumours and gossip Gland to perceive bad things that man do Headache generator Initiative for sex . Gland to perceive the good things That men do Talk, talk, whinge, whine and threaten. Remember diets. Ability to talk on the phone Remembering things at the last minute Gland to develop a fat complex

17. Dividido según la Glándula en uso. *The unselected zones refer to the microscopic areas that correspond to memories of telephone numbers, petrol and oil for the car, feeding the husband, saving money, being punctual and the ability to get ready in less than two hours… AIGM130999 Gland that triggers shoe purchases Gland that generates compulsive shopping Ability to drive . Metal, jewellery & money detector. Ability to remember birthdays & anniversaries . . Frontal for rumours and gossip Gland to perceive bad things that man do . Headache generator Initiative for sex Gland to perceive the good things That men do Talk, talk, whinge, whine and threaten. Remember diets. Gland to develop a fat complex Ability to talk on the phone Remembering things at the last minute

18. Next we unveil the mystery of the functioning of a …..”male brain”: